Tim Onion: You can hear this guy slowly unzipping his pants as you read this story.

You can hear this guy slowly unzipping his pants as you read this story.

Didn’t you guys *just* do this story in the Onion

Yes

I wonder, why didn't Wisconsinian find this more appealing?

Of all the things that won’t happen, this won’t happen the most

Ro Blong

Rub Long

R Oblong

His name is Long lol

I was thinking “that’s a porn name”…

She shouldn't jump the queue. Jimmy Carter is still eligible for a term.

More like "Rob Schlong" (Yes, I went right for the low hanging fruit so the rest of you could focus on more creative quips)

Still can’t just copy and paste words as alt text

CHAMP

National Review makes some fucking *choices*.

Rob Long

This is the headline of a man who doesn't know how to ask his wife to peg him

Meeting the risk of biden failing to beat trump a second time by bringing in someone who already lost to him Genious

Hillary has her picture in the dictionary right next to narcissist. (Narcissus was too progressive)

Rob Long? More like Knob Schlong eh? eh? anyone?

🤢

Nobody is ready for Hillary. Bernie, lets go. But until then Biden has my vote.

There's no hate like sentimental hate.... ahhhh.

This can’t be true Trump told me she died in 2016.

Occasionally stumbling across his leaden preening obnoxiousness has been an L.A. tax for years. Sorry to see it's gone national, we should have acted

Uch, he’s an old sitcom guy who’s done a huge right wing heel turn.

“Rob Long” LOL.

great choice for them to go with the Disney villain-looking pic

Just what we need a 76 year old.

Is the guy who wrote this the same guy with the Trump/Hillary tattoo?

OG HRC, to rally the Republican base www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/10...

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