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I'm Jim Worman and this is Grandad's recipe. Animate pancake
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A hybrid remix novel of Moby Dick and Infinite Jest, but just the parts about tying knots and playing tennis. It is 900 pages long.
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I got 5 (moving violations) on it (my driving record)
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Thousands in the streets of Paris celebrating and cheering “no pasaran” or "They will not pass” as the far right falls out n France’s election. Just absolutely amazing scenes tonight across France as they fight the fascists back. Now it’s our time to be brave and come together to for a united front.
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The far right stochastic network is starting to push its followers into participatory events that are crimes. We are starting to see the game plan for the rights attempt to disrupt the election nationwide not just the process to make it law. This has the hallmark beginning of something really dark.
Here we see a right wing Twitter account with 1.3 million followers being retweeted by an account with 2.5 million followers calling for conservatives to sabotage the upcoming American election. Musk, BTW, has interacted amicably with these accounts several times.
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Solve your housing affordability crisis with this one weird trick
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🎶 our dog is an awesome dog with a mustard drizzle from the great glizzy abovvvve 🎵 🌭⛪️🌭
*youth pastor voice* you know who else had a body attached to a wiener?
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Gonna start a rumor that LePen couldn't pull it off bc Bannon was in prison. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hey you guys wanna see the dumbest plan to replace Biden possible? www.semafor.com/article/07/0...
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Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
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BREAKING: Marie Le Pen has shidded and farded herself to death.
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Marine Le Deez Nuts
Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.
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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence
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the entirety of Project 2025 was written in Stephen Miller's goon cave and was only 900 pages because they got dehydrated from edging and had to stop on the advice of physicians
Project 2025 is the kind of mary sue fanfic we would have got from Stephanie Meyers if she’d been more into the 14 words than getting fucked by vampires
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Bug friend coming out of their shell.
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When all you got to keep is strong Smoke a bong, Smoke a bong like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Smoke a bong, Smoke a bong just to make it through Smoke a bong
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My invocations have conjured a shartnado
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This is so clearly a case of rural white leaders explicitly starving their urban black constituents
The governors of a dozen Republican-led states — AL, AK, FL, GA, IA, MS, OK, SC, SD, TX, UT, WY — opted out of a new federal food assistance program, leaving about 9.5 million students without the aid this summer
Republican-led states are blocking summer food benefits for hungry familieswww.usatoday.com Money for food is especially tight for families in a dozen states where Republican lawmakers declined to accept federal food assistance.
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le wokisme...le wokisme triomphe
JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:
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JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:
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what an irresponsible movie. anton shoots the guy before he can answer, so we never learn why rules are good.
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Ask your VIP host to take you to see the polished skulls.
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The New York times literally running the 14 words in a piece on the print edition main page. “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is a mainstreamed version of the 14 words. TNYT is back to its Nazi defense