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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.

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Spotted my first Cybertruck in the wild. What a dumbass looking vehicle.
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Pro-tip: if any of your friends or family are sad or depressed, just get mad and angry at them. It will definitely work to make them feel better.
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Finally finished this one
The humble beginnings of an idea I’ve had stuck in my head for months. An epic showdown between Marge and Sideshow Bob, surrounded by a melee of henchmen and familiar characters. There will be blood.
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We don’t talk enough about how Michael Corleone was a law-abiding war hero until he was radicalized by police brutality
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Putting up the flag for tomorrow's "celebration".
We should make the "this is fine" meme our new national flag.
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There are few human feelings as silly as the one about being sad and upset that another person doesn't care about you as much as you want them to. Like...they're going to care about you as much as they want to. You're not doing shit about that. Why are you mad. Why are you sad. What the hell.
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Does anybody else have the problem where, like, 80% of their friends and family don't seem to realize that they can scroll up in their text messages to see older messages?
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I’m not watching the thing but I’m basically watching a bunch of strangers watch the thing and I salute them for it.
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Buckle up fuckers because I bet this is gonna be dumb as shit
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It got me
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Alright let’s see if we can gamble away depression and self-loathing.
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This remains one of the best covers of all time, and the ending is incredible. It's so hard to do a great cover while also doing something new, and Brass Against nailed it www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCZ...
Forty Six & 2 | @TOOLmusic cover| ft. Sophia Uristawww.youtube.com Forty Six & 2 (Tool Cover) ft. Sophia Urista Arranged by Andrew Gutauskas Stream Forty Six & 2 here: https://ONErpm.lnk.to/FortySixTwo Web: https://www.brassagainst.com/ Order CD Here: https://brassagainst.com/store iTunes: https://apple.co/2yfG9ER Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2yf47A9 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Project by Brad Hammonds | Arranged By Andrew Gutauskas Follow the Musicians: Sophia Urista - Vocals http://www.sophiaurista.com/ https://www.facebook.com/sophiaurista/ Andrew Gutauskas - baritone saxophone /musical director https://www.andrewgutauskas.com/ Brad Hammonds - Guitar / Band Leader https://www.instagram.com/bradhammondsmusic/ Mariel Bildsten - Trombone http://marielbildsten.com/ Oskar Stenmark - Trumpet http://www.oskarstenmark.com/ Wayne Tucker - Trumpet https://www.facebook.com/waynetuckermusic/ Nathan Ellman-Bell - Drums https://www.facebook.com/Belldrums Corey Wilcox - Sousaphone Video shot and edited by Garrett James Calldawader Recorded at The Bunker Studio Mixed and Mastered: Chris Davies Special Thanks to Patreon supporter: Alan Elrod #Brass #Tool #FortySix&2 Lyrics: Join in my Join in my child And listen, digging through My old numb shadow My shadow's shedding skin I've been picking Scabs again I'm down, digging through My old muscles looking for a clue I've been crawling on my belly Clearing out what could've been I've been wallowing in my own confused And insecure delusions For a piece to cross me over Or a word to guide me in I want to feel the changes coming down I want to know what I've been hiding In my shadow My shadow Change is coming through my shadow My shadow's Shedding skin I've been picking My scabs again Join in my Join in my child Shadow's Closer to meaning I've been crawling on my belly Clearing out what could've been I've been wallowing in my own chaotic Insecure delusions I wanna feel the change consume me Feel the outside turning in I wanna feel the metamorphosis and Cleansing I've endured in My shadow My shadow Change is coming Now is my time Listen to my muscle memory Contemplate what I've been clinging to Forty six and two ahead of me I choose to live and to Grow, take and give and to Move, learn and love and to Cry, kill and die and to Be paranoid and to Lie, hate and fear and to Do what it takes to move through I choose to live and to Lie, kill and give and to Die, learn and love and to Do what it takes to step through See my shadow changing Stretching up and over me Soften this old armor Hoping I can clear the way by Stepping through my shadow Coming out the other side Step into the shadow Forty six and two are just ahead of me
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The Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is closer to the moon landing than to today
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Local women in YOUR AREA want you DEAD
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Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.
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I suspect my problem is that I don’t hate myself enough.
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nightmare (back cover⬇️⬇️⬇️)
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Think imma start a new hobby of finding random pills on the ground to consume.
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Françoise Hardy (París 1944) (París, 2024)
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I am high and depressed and want some uncle tetsu
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Let it wash over you The pain and joy of the past Regrets innumerable; left to grow beyond dreams A moment Everything feels real
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Maybe I just crave some self-destruction. Fuck if I know.
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Like…I’m not gonna look for any or anything but…goddamn I really want some cocaine right now.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to Farage
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I like big butts and I cannot lie My brother likes big butts and cannot tell the truth We each guard a door. You may ask us one question
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Me trying to remember the word "bluegrass"