Jason, ex Inferis: Just make Flamin’ Hot Advil. Nothing fucking matters.

Just make Flamin’ Hot Advil. Nothing fucking matters.

Try biting into one of the liquigels

Like medicinal flamin’ hot gushers

Don’t bite them you moron.

Good lord it's a joke

Perhaps I’m too drunk to be entering the conversation so I wish you the best.

I was joking too

nacho scented icy-hot

Delicious.

cool ranch, surely

let us go

30 seconds is worst case, no one has remained conscious longer

Holy shit!

Followed by Code Red Motrin

I wouldn’t eat that

Two bucks says you would.

Does regular Advil exist

In this timeline, no.

I wouldn’t do it. I don’t care.

That’s okay. Maybe you’ll just never get a headache again.

Capsaicin only helps relieve pain in topical applications…

Neat.

I took that too seriously, didn’t I?

It happens.

so real for this one

🥹🥹🥹

Absolutely awful idea would definitely buy once

The best endorsement I could hope for.

Flamin’ Hot Condoms.

Safety first.

"...now in GUMMIES!"

Little. Red. Brutal.

Flamin’ Hot Tums

Please, my gut has enough trouble from regular Advil :-)

Perfect, this will go well next to the chocolate and milk flavored tums

It'd probably work, honestly. Spicy stuff is good for clearing out the nose.

Exactly.

Once you cross the Flamin’ Hot Funyuns rubicon, then it goes on everything

This is the Limitless sequel we deserve.

We are owed this.

I was really hoping it would come from the writers’ strike.

(:

Impersonation

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

this sounds absolutely painful lmao

They already make cooling DayQuil give us fiery DayQuil

Agreed

Advil Cool Ranch

CoolEST Ranch Ibuprofen

I mean, that sounds pretty good

“I’d swallow anything once!” - Anonymous

I know who it was.

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