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I wonder how that would work if it was a rainbow flag?

You become stateless, likely.

Free trip to San Fransisco

I'll have to be sure to wear flowers in my hair.

Man said nothing about losing citizenship.

Yeah, but it's Musk, so that means nothing.

True.

New country instantly created and it’s fabulous

National Sport: Guilty Gear

Outer Heaven

For me, I want the people who post 'thin blue line' desecrations of our flag to become official targets of a police state. I mean, they will, eventually. But I want them to get sent somewhere where they can enjoy the experience now.

straight to Fire Island

only in season 😏

Welcome to San Francisco🌁

What if you pull down the Civil War flag and replace it with... ANYTHING?

you now belong to the sky 🐸🐸🐸

They send you to heaven.

wait I can go wherever I want in the world with just a flag?

Well that and a return ticket (assuming you want to come back so you can get a free ticket to your next dream-vacation destination).

Half off!

I just need to tear down a flag over there.

Oooohhhh perfect! Just convince all the countries that this is a law they definitely need to implement as well!

Wait does this mean he’s in favor of Palestinian statehood?

His own words, yep

Unfortunately, for the J6 jackwads flying Confederate flags, this only means putting them on buses back home.

The Confederacy no longer exists, but I think we could compromise by sending them all to a single building in Richmond.

Who got a Cuban flag I can borrow

Feel free to use mine.

South African immigrant makes an interesting point

South African illegal immigrant, don't forget. He overstayed his original visa.

Is it worth visiting Twitter to see whether anyone has replied with this January 6 highlight?

Pro-Trump Rioters Tear Down American Flag, Replace it With Trump Flag at U.S. Capitol Buildingpeople.com Thousands of pro-Trump rioters stormed the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday to protest the president's loss in the 2020 election

Mar a Lago's gonna get even smellier

Okay so my punishment for the govt violating my 1st Amendment rights is getting a free ticket to Finland? *Checking Internet for Finland flags.*

Everywhere that sells Norwegian flags sells out within minutes of this policy being announced.

Which is funny because as a way to discourage extreme nationalism in Norway you can only fly the flag on their national day (May 17th) and birthdays/anniversaries/graduations/weddings/etc.

That's true, but not the full story. You can't fly the national flag every day, but you can fly a narrow version of it (vimpel) all the time. It doesn't have the cross, but it has the national colors.

[making travel plans]

Does this work in other countries? Like, can I put up an American flag to get my free ticket back?

Where on earth does Elmo find the time to post such erudite tweets when there are literally dozens of departments at Telsa that need to be fired. www.theonion.com/tesla-lays-o...

Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakeswww.theonion.com AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we...

Elon offering to pay for me to ex-patriate and all I have to do is rip down a piece of cloth and replace it with another one? Shit yeah!

Don't these folks deny that Palestine exists in the first place? Wouldn't there have be a recognized Palestinian state first? Do they realize they're advocating for a two-state solution?

[elon furiously screaming at a software engineer] make the poll go to 102%!! why, sir [veins throbbing on Elon’s forehead] so that the poll results can be 14 88

Does this mean that asshats who fly the Confederate flag get to go back to the 1860s to lose again? Because I’m totally on board with that as a plan.

brb replacing US flags with Swiss flags...

So much for the freedom of speech absolutist.

Proposed law: workers have rights

Ooooh free international travel

Mar-a-lago suddenly sees an influx of thousands of new residents.

A few days after the 2020 election, I drove past a house that had a flagpole, flying an American flag below a Trump flag. I went back weeks later, after the election was called for Biden. The American flag was gone but the Trump flag remained. I keep thinking about what a perfect analogy that is.

Cool, so where can we send all the 'thin blue line" flag fascists?

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