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@meo.bsky.social

gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her

the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
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cum? you mean boner marrow??
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taking a shit at gunpoint
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i feel like i could probably kill someone rn
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Nobody understands but it’s not my fault or my problem
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why is he holding a gun if he's an ax elf
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the f stands for faggot
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Guys do not click the family guy hashtag
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Getting assassinated probably feels real good for the weapon that’s doing it
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Eventually the trans cluster will be completely blocked by the outside website, secure in its niche, in the safety of home base
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bluesky eras: - web3 primordial chaos - social justice findom titanomachy - the arrival of the Sea Peoples (Brazilians) - Contraption Reign of Terror - poster's sengoku period
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holy shit yes, hahaha yes!
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we deserve a jiminy cricket who is a fat old italian dude from philly and he's greasy and hairy and he says "i dunno" every time you ask him for advice in a moral dilemma. we deserve a completely unlikable jiminy cricket. we deserve a jiminy cockroach.
theres so many jiminy crickets on here trying to be the apps conscience and getting crushed by the weight of their own failure to be remotely as likeable as a little bug wearing a coat and a top hat
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ok so i kinda need money and my only income rn is through art i sell on roll20. if you play DnD online, i have tons of environments and multi genre content you can use in your games. my marketplace page:
Roll20 - Virtual Tabletop for Playing D&D, Pathfinder, Call of Cthulhu, TTRPGsmarketplace.roll20.net From officially produced adventures to independent creators, there are thousands of ways to make your games better, easier, and more fun with the Roll20 Marketplace.
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money is so cool the guy who invented money should get his dick sucked off by a jet engine
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mr gaiman for the low cost of $100,000 i will stop calling for your castration and instead only call for half castration
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"u didnt get manipulated take some responsibility" shhh ima worka the dough. ima tossa da pie. isa me geppetto. i getta fired from da toy store. my little pinocchio. he leaka da group chat
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theres so many jiminy crickets on here trying to be the apps conscience and getting crushed by the weight of their own failure to be remotely as likeable as a little bug wearing a coat and a top hat
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say what you will about dudes but theyre so good at naming their video game characters. every one of them is either named "the grungler" or "BallGargler9000" and there is no in between
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just give it a quick zhuzh bro. zhuzh it up
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"when youre here youre family" lookin ass
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showing my entire asshole at the gdq stream camera and calling the police when they try to kick me out
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anytime anybody says anything on the internet julia roberts should storm in and say "big mistake! huge!"
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getting a second asshole so i can tell everyone i have two opinions
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sound the alarm. the shits are taking themselves
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Some of yall
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There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown
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Can we please stop posting screenshots of Truth Social posts? I left that place for a reason!