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i refuse to believe that americans who watched the debate think that biden’s first 15 minutes are somehow stronger evidence of old age decline than falling asleep, *in public*, DURING YOUR OWN FUCKING CRIMINAL TRIAL, *IN COURT IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE AND JURY*, but, you know, i’m not a columnist.
Trump’s public schedule showed that on most days, he worked (“worked”), like three hours a day. And this isn’t even a “Biden can’t work late at night” issue. It’s a Biden is pulling back on SCHEDULED EVENTS that start after 8pm, which is actually a good idea for most people.
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seems like it might be important for the public to consider when evaluating fitness and vigor for leadership
They can only believe that if they don’t know about the falling asleep. And the falling asleep during the trial has gotten way way way less coverage
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i must have the weirdest vibes on earth bc there is NOTHING massachusans hate more than talking to strangers in public and yet every time i go shopping someone strikes up a conversation with me. every time. my aura must be insane
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Me: I need a mason jar. Ball Corporation: Here you go Me: I also need a solar observation satellite Ball Corporation: you’re not gonna believe this
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One of my favorite weird facts is that you feel horseradish and mustard in the nose but chiles on the tongue because isothiocyanates are light little molecules that float up, whereas capsaicin is big and heavy and stays mouthbound.
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You’re in a kitchen making a mezé platter. You're spooning out a variety of dips. But you're only using one spoon. The dips are contaminating each other unless you wash the spoon. But you're not washing it. Why is that?
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end of a long thread on one of my decade+ crank beliefs about social media that i think is 100% correct that was and still is hugely consequential around the world. @magic-skeetbus.bsky.social i’m doing it again!
capital within the group. you need to maintain that capital unlike the no one unfollows issue of other sites.
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almost forgot to post this
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🚨 Newly revised -> "The Rise & Fall of the Teaching Profession" @mimiarnoldlyon.bsky.social and I find that prestige, interest, preparation, & satisfaction in the K12 teaching profession are at or near their lowest levels in a half century & explore why. edworkingpapers.com/ai22-679
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"Sure, sales and profits are falling... but what if we snuck language into the owner's agreement making it legal for us to steal back the hubcaps and sell them to the fish people, who use them as currency" is a pretty comparable approximation of Musk's shiny new pump. Needless to say, stock is up.
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How AI is going: I googled “they pay me in woims” looking for this Nancy panel and the third result was a straightfaced SEO article called “They Pay Me In Woims: The Truth About This Bizarre Form Of Payment”
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