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THE FEDERALIST SAID FUCKING WHAT ABOUT MISS DOLLY?
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THIS IS HOW YOU GET A FEW THOUSAND PISSED OFF MOUNTAIN FOLK ON YOUR GODDAMN DOORSTEP.
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ALL I’M SAYING IS MAYBE THEY SHOULD STICK TO THE HIGHWAYS WHEN DRIVING THROUGH EASTERN TENNESSEE FROM NOW ON.
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These people are such dipshits seriously "Dolly Parton says you should love everyone. That's wrong because..." Yeah, NO. STOP RIGHT THERE. Not loving everyone is precisely why this fucking world sucks
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And the Federalist is an opponent of everything anyone tries to do to make the world a better place. So it makes sense that this evil garbage finds a home among them.
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Said this to someone else but it’s absolutely incredible that they decided to pick a fight with the most universally beloved celebrity on the planet This was never going to end well
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It’s like if they decided to kick Mister Rogers
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A woman who turned down a statue in her honor during COVID because it was the wrong time.
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It's The Federalist... It used to be a reasonable, right-leaning site. ....it started going really wacko about a year into the Trump administration when, well... I'm just gonna quote Wiki for an example. By 2020 it was far enough gone that Google Ads was threatening to demonetize it.
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People go missing in Appalachia all the time, you know...
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Lotta mines in those hills.
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Someone could get lost out there, not be missed for 3-4 days at the earliest. Folks should be careful out in the hills.
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Caves. So many caves. All that limestone, classic karst topography.
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You know she’s too much of a classy lady to throw mud back, but oooh, someone make popcorn
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She's friends with Beyonce now so maybe she'll make some phone calls...
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She's a master of Bless Your Heart. And even if she takes the high road of silence... she has friends, as well as fans.
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AAAHHH... Okay... I see. So, they called her a bitch in the most "high society" way possible. Like... fuck them, too.
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I’m saving that turn of phrase in your GIF. It’s good
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WELL... I know she was in "Nine to Five", based on the song or whatever, and was trying to capture the whole "office ladies kidnapping their boss" vibe. Then I found that. And I was like, "OH"!
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Motherfucking what?? "False Gospel" my ass, that woman is the only human being with any wealth who ever tried to do right by others
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If they think her philosophy of “Love Everyone” is flawed, wait til they find out what that Jesus fella’s philosophy is
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Sounds like someone needs to re-read the gospels, and it ain't Dolly (she knows the good book).
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Those shits better be careful where they stop for gas...
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That 'everyone crossing swords' meme, but, like....'country music fans', 'liberals', christians', 'conservatives', 'tennesseeans', 'drag queens'...
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Ah yes, trick them into driving only highways. That's where we will waiting!
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*Wait Damn "smart" tech.
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Really hard for GPS to work underground. Satellites even have problems with deep valleys.
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LIFETIME CINNAMON BREAD BAN
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Okay, this is my favorite one so far.
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Did... Well. ... I need some popcorn to watch this utter massacre. I need some entertainment - and they disrespected Mrs. Parton. LIKE FOOLS.
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Wait WHAT? Why? Has she somehow been problematic? I mean that’s like calling out Mr. Rogers or Frank Oz!
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Wait until you find out how they feel about them.
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Checked on em online, and they’re standard milspec rich fash suckup parasites. So I get it now.
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Well bless their hearts
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Made the mistake of reading this drivel (apologies to all the drivel of the world for the comparison). TL;DR Ms. Andersen is calling Dolly a bad Christian for not hating homosexuals. Bwugh.
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DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON YOUR FEDERALIST ASS IN APPALACHISTAN…
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Send 'em to hell, WHERE THEY BELONG. Satan: "What'd I do to deserve this shit? ... Yeah- No, no, look. It's called a rhetorical question. Fuck you, and fuck them, ok?"
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Public places with lots of witness's for the rest of their days.
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This is straight up CBN talking points and the Federalist going Christofash is sadly predictable.
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How stupid does someone have to be to come after sweet tea mother Teresa. This isn't even about religion anymore, this is just darwinism at work.