Jay

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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Butcher, baker, and candlestick maker- literally. Jack of all trades and master of some. My fandom is random. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal
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Completely mind melted by how amazing this embroidery by peacocksandpinecones.co.uk is. Zoom in on the detail

Popeye on Goon Island!

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Back in April, a tiny group of local residents marched on Boston Common to demand just one thing: that the T put some googly eyes on the trains. This week, they got their wish.

Mission to 'get eyes on the T' accomplished: Handful of trains now sport googly eyeswww.wbur.org Back in April, a tiny group of local residents marched on Boston Common to demand just one thing: that the T put some googly eyes on the trains. This week, they got their wish.

Iffen that ain’t the most ass-backward way to build a dinosaur…

Let us never forget: Kansas City has a Tyrannosaurus model that was assembled with it's butt on backwards. Wife for scale

Just one more reason to love her.

Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.

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A squire rushed in to the great hall. "Someone," he shouted, "has taken the sword from the stone!" The assembled knights halted their dinner. "At last, a king?" "Who?" "I don't know," the squire said. "The sword is gone!" Elsewhere: "This," Indy muttered, "belongs in a museum. #MicroFiction

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Biden has a bad debate night: calls to step down Documents released that show two underage women accused Trump of raping them on Epstein’s island, under oath: total media silence except in a few blogs and foreign news The media double standard is incredible to see

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Chemistree ⚛️🧪

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In a Joanne Fabrics, my niece, who just turned nine, pulled a ream of sheer black fabric over her head and goes, “Why officer, I have no idea what happened to my husband.” She’s my favorite child.

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WE WANT TRAINS

More trains please.

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Sure, the Constitution is in tatters and fascist factions are warring for the newly minted throne, but at least they finally invented spicy dill pickle Goldfish crackers, so it’s not ALL bad!

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I came to my 14 year old with a concern about social media. He literally took his glasses off, rubbed his temples, and asked: “what have the moms on the internet said now?” 😯🫤😆

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fireworks are like explosives for minors, kiddie shit, oh you made a giant rainbow boom boom? big deal, strap some c4 to a cybertruck if you really want to see something cool you infant

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When it was announced, I declared to coworkers “This is a terrible idea and it will go badly” and I haven’t gotten less wrong with time. It just makes me feel like bureaucracy Cassandra.

Since 2019 I've liked to remind you that we should work to break up not just ICE, but abolish the entire DHS. It's a post-9/11 reactionary agency that needs to be destroyed. www.cnn.com/2019/07/04/o...

It’s time to break up the Department of Homeland Security | CNNwww.cnn.com David Perry says the bigotry under investigation at the Border Patrol, the overreach at Immigration and Customs Enforcement and the terrible conditions in border facilities show an DHS, it’s time to d...

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"As an Indian don't you support Rishi Sunak" I very much do I think he is a crown jewel of England and therefore should be kept locked in the Tower of London and only taken out once a year for public display

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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

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Reminder from a Pittsburgher who was at one point Mr. Rogers neighbor: “Look for the helpers” was intended to be advice for his usual audience, children. We’re grown ups now. We’re supposed to be the helpers.

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He could have done the barest of minimum things, like declaring election day a national holiday, so those of us who can't take unpaid time off to go wait in voting lines can have a chance to vote. But no. No assurances. But Pelosi's portfolio will survive this, so don't worry a hair on your head.

"The second day of July, 1776, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty...

We’re not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.

Just canceled my account with Tractor Supply. Fuck those guys. My family has been farming for over 600 years that I can document, and their values are not ours.

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So who’s “us”?

Rabbit, rabbit.

For legal reasons I am not advocating putting Steve Bannon’s head on a pike and waving at it like Vir Cotto. Nor am I offering the use of my personal pike to do so.

ALL THE LI’L BABIES!!!

#StuartScaturday #skibidi

Wow! My own fake Viggo Mortensen follower! Look, @artfulscientist.bsky.social ! Je me suis arrivé! 😎

Hey! Look what I found on the Web! Guess it’s free!!

every lawyer : uhhh "With respect to content that is already on the open web, the social contract of that content since the 90s has been that it is fair use. Anyone can copy it, recreate with it, reproduce with it. That has been freeware, if you like. That's been the understanding," said Suleyman.

Ever put content on the web? Microsoft says that it's okay for them to steal it because it's 'freeware.'www.windowscentral.com Microsoft's CEO of AI said that content on the open web can be copied and used to create new content.

Wow! I’m being followed by a REAL @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com impersonator! I was so excited, I couldn’t wait to share the news with the moderation community! #PullTheOtherOneItHathBellsOn