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Days like this I really miss @bencollins.bsky.social Well, you will be soon you're very ill. Only after the brain worm dies? It’s like we can almost hear his voice *wipes tear* This is also how I feel about work friends who leave me behind. That's what an Onion article from a dead guy would say. Somebody who isn’t dead doesn’t have to say they are not dead, so this is pretty suspicious. they did the Herman Cain thing to Ben’s account. messed up But, is your name still Ben? No but you are in the landed elite adjacent territory of legacy publication owner. Remember thy humble beginnings Pip! I am extremely online and this is too online even for ME Sorry, I’m still thinking about how the so of RFK and the nephew of JFK came out against gun control Yeah it’s a topsy turvy world we’re living in I had to check the hellsite and yeah it's real and it's absolutely hilarious. Not the most important thing: I think that's a falcon. Oh god of course I’m mortified By getting that wrong, RFK JR is now automatically a cool guy.
It's over. probably the only cool thing about him I don't know if it's a great idea for someone with a worm in his head to put his head that close to a bird. To be fair this feels like a bit from The Onion soooo...... It's something meme stock buyers say to help keep each other holding on to the stocks. And the phrase comes from the movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes: “Ape alone, weak. Apes together, strong.” feeling good that I don’t understand a single sentence here ...What? what...the...what?
...It's the Worm. GUYS THE WORM IS IN CHARGE OF PR! Anyone ywho looks at this screenshot gets brainworms. It just happened to me like 10 minutes ago. Are these apes figurative or literal? Are these apes in the room with us now? Uh oh, a Kennedy is threatening Wall Street profits. I think we all know how this ends. I long for the days of Rand Paul being punched out by his neighbor. Would be so insanely funny if he's doing a pump & dump. price surges from the post, and he dumps his stocks after good gawd it's real! WTMonkeysUncle? hash tag apes not leaving 
