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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2 mo
2016, All Over Again. ☠️
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Lynn of the Fae @auberon.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
6th great mass extinction event
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CLASSYTEE @classytee.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
SLEEPFARTICUS IS ELECTED AS PRESIDENT AGAIN!
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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus" @marktspence.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
"For sale: baby shoes, feet included."
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accattone @accattone.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Supreme Court Justice Aileen Cannon
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Heather e^-1/x^2 @heathermoandco.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Omg.
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HBSteveB @hbsteveb.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Convict #46387537 is more likely!
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Declared Dead Alive At Funeral Home. (Unfortunately this really happened & I was horrified 😱)
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miketee.bsky.social @miketee.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
people.com/74-year-old-...
74-Year-Old Woman Pronounced Dead Found Breathing in Funeral Homepeople.com A funeral home employee discovered 74-year-old Constance Glantz of Lincoln, Nebraska, was still breathing after she was pronounced dead.
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miketee.bsky.social @miketee.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Wonder if Apple Watch can prevent this maybe still alive app
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
I don't think so. That entire situation was MESSED UP😱 Hope you're having a good day Mike ✨
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miketee.bsky.social @miketee.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
It’s good hope yours is too
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Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― @pewtergod.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Fortunately they hadn't started embalming her yet. That would hurt.
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Isn't that just crazy 😧 Unfortunately she passed away (for real) a few days later πŸ˜”
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Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― @pewtergod.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
And you may ask yourself, Well, how did I get here?
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miketee.bsky.social @miketee.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Dam that’s some deep sleep
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Juliana @julianaosseo.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
I saw this- how awful!
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@AnnWilliams @annwilliams.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
It happened, someone pushed the button...
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Marc1+🧒4Harris @mmarc1.bsky.social · 2 mo
Dictator on day one for life.
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KarenJJ @karenjj.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
T’was a dark and orangey night. 😱
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Shellie @shellieh.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Relive the last 10yrs over.
MaΓ±ana @ckysophie.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
🎯
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Arlnee the other Harris @arlnee.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
our AI says it's NOT cancer
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Vir2ualVibes @vir2ualvibes.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
late that night he stopped seizing.
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 2 mo
Territory?
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Vir2ualVibes @vir2ualvibes.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
So Cal.
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Not Great Bob @samonek.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
2016 but much worse this time.
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Blues Traveler #1 Fan @green-gjeans.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Clown car crash! All clowns dead :(
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
The acid wouldn't dissolve the prosthetic.
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Tobie @tobieonice.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Trump Wins!
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God-Emperor Tsunami πŸ’™ #FBPE #BLM #GTTO @tsunami65.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
(in a high pitched voice) EMT to the salami slicer please
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God-Emperor Tsunami πŸ’™ #FBPE #BLM #GTTO @tsunami65.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Permanent tory rule.
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Simp Scampi πŸ” @restingmitchface.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
My phone started ringing
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Art Heart History πŸͺ¬ @arthearthistory.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Someone else was in my coffin.
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Teemu @teme.northcode.ninja Β· 2 mo
After the funeral she's here.
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kevinmagoo72.bsky.social @kevinmagoo72.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
"Six words or fewer", someone whined.
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munchkin68.bsky.social @munchkin68.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Nigel Farage is my Dad
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Marie Rose πŸŒΉπŸŒ±πŸŒŠβ˜€οΈβ˜•πŸ“šπŸΎπŸπŸŒŽπŸŽΆπŸ“· @darlingm777.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
πŸ˜‚
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biggiesmirk.bsky.social @biggiesmirk.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Doorbell rings,who's there? It's MTG!
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Veep Marjorie Taylor Greene sworn in.
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His Royal Huwness @litterygeniarse.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Deterraforming of third planet nearly compete
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JayZero @jayzero9.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
2024, The End Times Begin.
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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Three short stories: He thought bat meat was safe. Independent voters found Biden too old. SCOTUS: "The Founding Fathers wanted theocracy!"
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John Cutting @johncutting.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
"You are going to live... Mostly."
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bud (with a lower case b) @gotsomebluebud.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
The Handsmaid Tale is a Reality.
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Get Me Zarniwoop @martinmorrey.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
UN Secretary General Steve Bannon
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Luigi’s Mansion @supermariobrosii.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Teased a sequel, never made it
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Paul Carter @iowagarlic.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
Trump wins in November
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Citrus Ghost @citrusthings.bsky.social Β· 2 mo
You have runny poops in public.