✨brit ✨: *youth pastor voice* you know who else had a body attached to a wiener?

*youth pastor voice* you know who else had a body attached to a wiener?

lmfao good news it's attached to me

my grandmother did all sorts of extra church shit and brought home a bag of communion wafers one day. a few hours later my uncle told her they needed salsa because "those chips on the table are really stale" after eating half the bag hahaha

“body is dry, needs more blood”

It's not cannibalism because

Omg, I am fucking dying over here 💀

Communion wafer, tiny pancake

*crepe

**croixpe

THANK YOU

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on a sunday?!?? wow. WOW.

FJ day of rest is FJ Friday, we don't recognize the Christian work week

This is chaotic 😆😆

Needs more boobs

then i trust you to fix this

O no

Off to the boob store, on a SUNDAY. The things I do for you people

Check the sale rack for me please.

I’m all over it (😏)

the transsubglizziation

Transubstantiation - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

few people know this but the "h" in "jesus h christ" stands for hotdog

haters will insist it’s “harold” and they are all wrong

...the body of christ & the blood if christ... & the buns of christ & the mustard of christ & the...

buns of christ 👁️ 🍑 👁️

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