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this again huh
A few months ago a FUNBAG reader asked if I cared when I used the family barf bowl as just a normal cooking bowl when it was off duty, and I said no. But ever since then, anytime I’ve cooked with the barf bowl, I’ve thought to myself okay yeah this bothers me
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you can say a lot of things about me but i have never used the phrase "cooked with the barf bowl"
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[“life in the fast lane” voice] cooked with the barf bowl
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[Bob Marley voice] Cooked with the barf bowl But I did not cook the rotten meat
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There were simply other tools for the job
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Excuse you, it is a good luck bowl.
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We were given the large pots for overnight emergencies as children, but I can't remember actually using one.
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i have never been so glad to have grown up in tiny NYC apartments where a toilet was always very quickly in reach because what the fuck is a BARF BOWL
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Our family had a vintage Tupperware bowl that was always for popcorn, the popcorn bowl. Until a friend of my moms got shitfaced, walked to our house to sleep on our couch, and used it as the barf bowl. And it’s a soft plastic bowl, there was no saving it. Thanks Sarah, you fucker.
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What is wrong with the laundry room trash can?
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we used a very small bathroom trash can with grocery bags in it. these things are $3 at the dollar store
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EXACTLY! Laundry room/bathroom trash can. WORST CASE SCENARIO is I've used the car wash Home Depot bucket
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barfin in a bowl seems like a high splash risk?? trashcan gang
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This is why you throw up in the bathroom or on the floor like a RESPONSIBLE human being
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😕 if they're going to throw the barf bowl back in with the rest of the dishes then doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a designated "barf bowl"?
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SERIOUSLY also...have you/the affected family member seen a dr? have you considered drinking less? (insert other investigative question here) like...why is Barf Bowl the solution here?!
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This popcorn tastes like puke.
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Just use buckets, people. Nobody is gonna freak if you mop the floor using a bucket they once yapped in.
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Why wouldn't they just use a mop bucket to puke in?
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oh no are we gonna argue about condiments.. the word "moist" maybe
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Why is there a "family barf bowl" and, if they can't use the toilet, why is it not a bucket?