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CapnMarrrrk

@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
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... I take a photo but what's the point I just typed it out. Believe me that's what it says. Then because she wasn't paying attention Dolly walked right over a bunny nest filled with baby bunnies which would have been a literal bloody shitshow. She is currently rebelling for an unknown reason.
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Sintra! Sigggh! I need to live at Quinta da Regaleira so I can perform arcane rituals in the Well of Initiation
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Post the last photo of a dog in your gallery
Post the last photo of a dog in your gallery
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From my friend's partner (also my friend)
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I learned yesterday that my friends family once owned this baboon potbelly stove by Francois-Xavier Lalanne. They sold it for 300k and it went for auction for 2M. Family dynamics and all that, my friend was kind of forced into it. It's a shame because it's so fucking cool.
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I was at a parade in New Orleans when suddenly...
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Back in the depths of my pantryp
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It finally happened! Sure it was 2 minutes but...
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I totally would so I could put it next to my lamp
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My sunflowers are breaking containment
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I have several hats, none of which are ball caps because I don't do those either but I just wear this one to the pool. I feel like a doof wearing it, but yeah. Baldy.
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Orphaned Skeet because I can't find the post I was replying to. Context: a pink graffiti cybertruck backing into a parking space at a "Social Performance Club" A what? The Kollective...A fancy Gym that appropriates a Commie name in Austin. How to say "I'm a twat" without saying "I'm a twat."
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Mmm hmmm I'd like to take a moment to point out I wasn't personally attacking you. Just telling you I think you were objectivly wrong about a couple of things. Not that you're a bad person or even that you have issue. However vehemently way you're responding...wow. Anyway, adeau!
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I found a Zachary Taylor $1 coin on the ground the other day. It's weird thinking how to spend currency you didn't know existed when you don't carry cash and nothing costs a dollar. Bonus photo: mmmmm bacon and beef fat mocha frappuccino swirl
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Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
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If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it
If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it
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Your reminder that Dolly Barkton will not use the kiddie pool in my backyard.
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Nice to meet you! Tell 'em CapMarrrrk says Hi and has loved EQ for decades!
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Dolly Barkton is TOO much! It's bed time and she's snoring into my ear!
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You're fucking shitting me‽ 🥹
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What a stressful day! All the rescue places were either full or closed. I spent the day wrangling pups, fretting over whether I wanted to try and foster a new dog, finding people who might be able to take him if I couldn't, trying to keep Dolly Barkton below threshold (fail) What to do? What to do?
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Probably not this one since I just did a search across the volumes for the keyword "teacher" but...these exist. I bought it on a lark years ago glanced at it recently and put it away.
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He's definitely marked as a mix. But I'm right now 6 months into my very first dog. A 5-year-old rescue a Amstaff with a light nipping behavioral issue. Literally this photo was taken while trying to write this post. She's a little anxious right now with Junior in the backyard
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If you see this post a picture from your phone but don't explain it.
If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it. 😈
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Look at the face and color on this little guy I rescued last night!