CapnMarrrrk

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Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him

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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They)

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simone

The Sweater Curse is also The Tattoo Curse, and The Anniversary Curse. Make a huge public deal/party out of your anniversary and divorce soon follows.

I need the ghosts of Freddie and David to rise up NOW!

Me at the pool last weekend, "HaHa! Ron Desantis wears lifts in his shoes!" Guy at pool, "I have 3" lifts in my boots. Me: I'm just talking about him. I don't know you, but I'm sure on you they're awesome.

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John Leavitt

Fear of dogs

Me after just now listening to a whole 10 seconds of the RNC: *Whispers softly If you have to keep harping on "strength, strength strength" then I don't think you're all that strong.

This is not the greatest joke in the world. This is a tribute.

I have a hard time finding jobs that match a storied but non-specific skillset because the career of Web Developer completely changed while I was doing other similar but not quite Web Dev stuff. I found a University opening that is literally a checkbox of my skill set of the last 10 years...

..."How to write a cover letter that stands out" From what? All the other people who read the same article at the top of the search or Glob Forbid have ChatGPT write it? I kept it short. Here's what I can do, I work well with a team or alone. I love books, am a reader, would love to work...

...In a library. It was all I could do to not say, "Hey! Look at my resume we fit together like a lock and key. Let's talk." Job hunting is the WORST, but not desperate yet because I'm still currently employed for now. I'm long past the hope of the perfect job. Or even the hope that...

...they'll contact me. Really this is just a post about the bullshit of cover letters in playing the game. All the experts, and all the advice really just comes down to who's looking at your stuff on any given day and what kind of mood they're in.

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I heard it was tuesday and some of yall had tips (🔗 in bio)

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KIMBLY💕✨

Oooh, I was 100. Come on 101

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the corgi from cowboy bebop

You're so goshdarn

Slice 'o Life: It finally stopped raining. I'm out with Dolly Barkton After successfully dodging the Benton Park Saxophone Goose Serenader who Dolly thinks is a Giant Goose, and 2 cats, I turn the corner towards my sex+ coffee house (closed on Tues) and see a car with licence plate JZZLRD...

... I take a photo but what's the point I just typed it out. Believe me that's what it says. Then because she wasn't paying attention Dolly walked right over a bunny nest filled with baby bunnies which would have been a literal bloody shitshow. She is currently rebelling for an unknown reason.

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steven monacelli

Dear Stranger, THAT'S WHAT I DO, am doing

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alan mustache

open.spotify.com/track/34gqX3...

Crabbuckitopen.spotify.com Listen to Crabbuckit on Spotify. Good Lovelies · Song · 2011.

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Brandy Schillace

Secret Mission! Even better!

I'm practicing solarception. Actually you know what's probably increasing infertility? This brutal climate change heat my balls can't radiate thus turning my junk into a Testicular Death Valley™

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Shark Queen (ravenous)

Hand smackaroo

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Shark Queen (ravenous)

I know what the words are I know who the author is that's it nothing more out of context mouth noise

Something that I can't parse. A ripping hot performance with only 3k views and 24 likes. Whaaaaaa?

Yonder Mountain String Band 2016-03-19 On The Run - Suspicious Minds - On The Runyoutu.be Yonder Mountain String Band live at McDonald Theatre in Eugene, Oregon on March 19th, 2016 performing a medley of On The Run and Suspicious Minds.Adam Aijala...

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Eddie Hill

Oof!

BookSky 💙📚👀 GymSky🏋️‍♀️

Highly recommend reading everything @caseyjohnston.bsky.social has ever written. Or start with Couch to Barbell. I believe some soreness is understandable, but you should generally be able to climb stairs and sit down without feeling like the tin man without oil. It will pass.

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Vice President Vance isn’t here, you’ll have to talk to vice president Pogo

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shauna

I literally just heard Glen Beck give the speech he wants T to give, as if he were auditioning for speechwriter. Chock full of this, then..."that's why we need Project 2025. It lessen the power of the Presidency" Jeebus Christ that was one of the cheesiest things I've ever heard.

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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

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Chuck Wendig

Sintra! Sigggh! I need to live at Quinta da Regaleira so I can perform arcane rituals in the Well of Initiation