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has anyone ever invented a butt plunger, like a little plunger for your hole, as a cure for constipation? The enema is your best bet. no i don’t need a solution for me im trying to make money i like cheese ok?! sue me You have to admit “butt plunger” is a better brand name than “poop hose”…or “Fleet.” Stryker’s ass department. Isn’t that a line dance thing? Poop Scoot boogie? Fleet? Is Bluefly a thing? Fleet Enema is a brand name. Sorry I wasn't trying to medsplain. I ruined your joke. :( With friends like these, who needs enemas?
/DadJoke Not exactly a plunger but these ought to work I'd be a little alarmed if you did, tbh need someone to grab my hair like this mf fr but what if it was one of those booger suction things for babies thinking bout you, friend (taking a dump rn) I’m not a doctor but one problem I see w that is the undesirable effect of having one’s internal organs suctioned out as well you’d probably lose weight, it’s a win win I am a doctor, and my professional medical opinion is that most people only keep their organs inside their bodies because they're fucking cowards. I admit to being one of those cowards but let it be known that while I’m a coward, I’m also very brave I heard intestines were a myth invented by Big Pharma Yeah if you want a prolapsed anus sure Tissue is too fragile. Most of you probably already have hemorrhoids, and what we don’t want is a Gusher™️ 
