CaryJo: I’ll never forgive you for forcing me to google hawk tuah you bastards

I’ll never forgive you for forcing me to google hawk tuah you bastards

Be a cautionary tale for others: YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAWK TUAH IS. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY.

I did look it up and promptly forgot because I didn't get what the big deal is. It doesn't enrich my life, it didn't even hold my attention. But if people are pulling a scrap of joy out of it, power to 'em!

this is gonna ruin the hawk tuah

you were my final straw

I get that a lot

😂😂😂 @favskeet.bsky.social

i declined to. still came to know, dammit. 🤣

I don't care to know, personally. It can remain a mystery to me

I googled it and I still couldn't figure it out, which is probably for the best. Just chuck it in the Bin of Inscrutability with "skibidi".

It's the nightmare that keeps on giving.

The Washington Post had an article about her and I may cancel my subscription 😳

Ughhh