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Today my 7 year old screamed "YOU HATE LITERACY" at me when I asked her to put a book down and get dressed so yeah she's ready for online discourse
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Time for a spin off show called "we're all like this" where you interview kids passionately explaining the minor inconvenience they're outraged over.
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The “my kid is crying because…” prompt is one of the best on the internet.
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I just had "I know we're not eating yet but I want to get closer to the food!"
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"I want another Oreo!" No, bud, we've had enough snacks and it's time to get ready for bed "That's why I hate you" 😅
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You can't have an oreo either, Jeff. It's bedtime.
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Mine figured out years ago that he could stall almost any activity or bedtime with reading. He's a voracious reader now even without using it as a dodge, so I don't even care that I got wrecked by a six year old
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Mine like to ask me science questions right before bedtime, we're all suckers tbh
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"Time for bed" "I just uhhh had a lizard question real quick?" *FOUR HOURS LATER*
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I LIKE TO NURTURE A GROWTH MINDSET
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Slyly keep the batteries topped up if they read under the covers
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I got an email home from Evan's teacher because she was falling asleep in class and her reason was "because I stayed up all night reading." Teacher said "I'm all for reading at home but maybe we need to put some guardrails on it."
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I got my only detention of my school career in middle school for reading during class. I then had to work with that teacher early in my career, who claimed she would never do such a thing.
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I went to a school where we made our own schedules and I guess nobody was checking to make sure I did all the things on the list because I spent 1st and 2nd grade hiding in the library reading I still suck at times tables
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On the plus side, ubiquitous pocket calculators in the future!
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It's never to late for learning by clapping game reciting them
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I taught with a teacher who'd banned me from her classroom for life. Was a bit awkward when I was assigned her classroom when she retired.
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My only detentions were because I had undiagnosed AuDD, and could never remember to bring a pen to class, and my English teacher would give out detentions if you had to borrow materials.
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I got in trouble SO many times for reading in class when I finished the assignments early. (I still have no idea why it’s a problem.) My 5th-grade teacher was so exasperated that she assigned me, and only me, to write a 10-page paper about any country I wanted. I chose Mexico.
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Local onion man rages against youth reading program
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*taps the “in this house we ban books” sign again*
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Some are born with The Juice, some achieve Juiciness, and some have The Juice thrust upon them
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And some wear the juice and still get arrested after doing crimes, much to their own bafflement.
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I saw you out earlier wrangling the kids at SATCO. You’re a great dad.
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lol how extremely beaten down did I appear
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So much so that I almost offered to help get your little one out of the car.
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Get her a keyboard and an internet connection she's ready to fight
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Honestly, ablest of you to suggest she put the book down.
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She knows you're from Tampa and went to Florida
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What was the book? And was it a Newbery Award winner? Because she might have a point
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LET👏 KIDS👏 READ👏
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Someday I hope she rips some Moms For Liberty a new asshole
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Lol she hasn't even hit double digits yet. You are in a world of trouble.
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Raising her right, you are. :)
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Next up: “Just asking questions”