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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account

dm me ol’ fashioned at chance at chancerydaily dot com

learn something ffs: https://chancery.ink/stack
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Tesla asks to postpone the July 8th hearing in front of Chancellor McCormick so that the parties can address the issues arising from the “impact of the vote.”
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a tweet so good it could almost be direct linked (but of course, no)
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in case you have not heard, there is a new masterpiece out from the Chancellor courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Dow...
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Second only to the trial testimony.
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I wonder who this could be referring to. Also, I love Vice Chancellor Laster.
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Delaware Supreme Court affirms the Court of Chancery in BGC Partners
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Chance @chancerydaily.bsky.social walking into the office after they correctly predict basically everything in the AMC case https://tenor.com/bvxZT.gif
tenor.com
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Now I want to make this responsive joke due to the bottom of the packaging. 😭
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from my favorite restaurant in Philly (the Vedge), these are the exact potatoes 🥔 it requires and it is EPIC
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OH MY GOD MY HEART LOOK AT CHANCE
some of you are new here and didn’t get to meet the baby raccoon I saved at the beginning of bluesky but she is canon and @jamesgunn.bsky.social even liked a post about her and I named her chance and I think she’s been released back into the wild but I haven’t had the heart to ask the rehabber 🥹
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and ten days ago, apparently formed a plan
It had other handles before and only changed to this one today:
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c/w racist slurs in username and profile
So they specifically changed it to THAT during a firestorm of outrage. Hmmmm.
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speaking of trade offs & sadness…
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I don’t mean to sound like a commenter on Mastodon but I don’t know if the alt text really captures this. 🫠💀
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well, I finally found a use case for ChatGPT that I don’t hate—giving me cover to say how shitty pending legislation is by summarizing the actual summary that its own drafters wrote about it, but with snark. if you ask it to tell you what a piece of legal bullshit “really says” it does a good job.
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@jamesgunn.bsky.social acknowledged the existence of the baby raccoon I saved a few months ago, my bluesky experience is complete
I just saw guardians of the galaxy vol. 3 and @jamesgunn.bsky.social gutted me
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LOOK AT IT when I saw them all on rocket’s back I was BAWLING
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yoooo @chancerydaily.bsky.social is on this thing. I missed your dalle riddled posts ever since I left the other site 😂
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I haven’t had Twitter Blue since 1.0 before the merger when I wanted tweet editing and delayed send during peak poasting and every fcking three days or so I have to deal with this crap now and then I get some shitty mortifying verification until I notice and change my screen name for a minute. 🙄