slacey AKA MC Griddle

using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films m - itchell o - verdrawn at the memory bank v - illage of the giants i - accuse my parents e - arth vs the spider 📽

using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films m - ore american graffiti o - ffice killer v - alley of the dolls i - never sang for my father e - mily the criminal 📽

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things still suck but on the bright side i just had a great poop so things are less shitty

if a billionaire accosted me yelling about “penised lesbians” i guarantee you i also would “look very uncomfortable”

*norman rockwell meme* i would not suddenly start talking about bepenised lesbians with random colleagues

things still suck but on the bright side i just had a great poop so things are less shitty

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my favorite times on this site are being a silly little guy with friends

blocking @dly.bsky.social it’s about time. in the immortal words of night ranger: “motoring. what’s your price for flight?”

What was Sisyphus’ least favorite music genre? Rock and Roll oh we have fun here today sucks

my favorite times on this site are being a silly little guy with friends

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new contender for saddest short story

i had to get up at 4am to fly to kansas my posts might be a little out there or not. i don’t know. maybe another coke zero will fix me

hello kansas, how ya been doing?

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Doing a ska psa Litter (pick it up pick it up pick it up)

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🎶Vilkommen Bienvenue Tu ne peux pas toucher 🎶 Emcee Hammer

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ok just watched the first episode of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur and hell it was so good

the good news is the english press will be real chill about this performance