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Instagram ad algorithm has *really* got me pegged. Quads looking good, Chris I'm confused. Are they selling shorts, flip flops, or thigh implants? Okay okay, you might be Hulked out but you don’t have to _brag_ about it. Looking forward to Chris doing his show in Tom Fitton's wardrobe. Every so often on the pod, the swole dad stuff will get dropped and i admire it. say "pegged" on instagram see whatcha get then chris They’re just addressing you by name now? For a brief moment I thought I was on my other account... 😂 this picture screams track cyclist Time for an after dark pod to share more intimate images? Yes, when I think of your thighs*, THIS is the image that comes to mind.
*I really don't. I see your thunder thighs and I raise you daddy hoochie shorts, Chris. And this is my first comment on blue Do you know what "pegged" means everywhere except Fred Rogers' house? Looks swollen from an allergic reaction. Got an epipen? So THIS is what's going on under the desk! The white Dawkins. Throw it down! 
