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Christine Parker & Co

@christineparker.bsky.social

🍄 Freelance Illustrator & Surface Designer
🌈 Bold Colorful Art for Cool People Who Don’t Suck
💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her
🔥 Behold! My art: https://christineparkerco.com/
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It’s early, so here’s a trade secret: “Getting better” at art isn’t about not making mistakes, it’s about learning to incorporate them into your final art so they don't look like mistakes.
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In other news: Where am I, how did I get here, and why is that light so bright pls turn it down omg
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I have been in such a constant state of deep hyper-focus for the past week trying to prep a project proposal for a prospective client, I can't be sure my brain is actually still turned on. My batteries might have died 3 days ago and I just, like, totally missed it
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yes great argument, but i have a tiny orange kitty curled up on me, so im sorry but i win. what? yes she’s purring idiot
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[guy inventing social media] what if we let short-tempered dimwits weigh in on everything immediately
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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists
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Hot take: I'm truly not interested in hand wringing over how much people will miss enjoying the books of men who have turned out to be abusers. I'm far more concerned about the missing art that women haven't been able to create/publish because they crossed paths with such men.
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Having three library holds come in during the same week is a great problem to have but I am rather grimly staring down the next 700 pages of elf smut right now.
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Before becoming a pet owner: lol “dog mom.” cringe. be serious. After becoming a pet owner: he has allergies because he takes after me (his mommy). i gave birth to him on the astral plane, and thus, he inherited my cruel wit and fickle constitution
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I nailed my client meeting this morning, thank you for asking 💪
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Today!!!! - Fasting bloodwork ☹️ - Client meeting 🤩 - Meeting with financial advisor we’ve been avoiding for like four years 😬
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WE COULD HAVE HAD ELIZABETH WARREN
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"you look happier" thanks I have no idea what's going on
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Type lovers, this museum of old cigarette packets is amazing and vast. zigsam.at Bad for your health, but pleasing on the eye.
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Nobody I know uses Bluesky… I can be as unhinged on the internet as I want without experiencing consequences 🤔
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Pronouncing backache like bukkake
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I am 'no one better outbid me on Ebay' years old
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Introducing my Art Feed collection! My hope is these feeds will help artists and art enjoyers connect in a variety of ways. "Support Artists" is mix of 5 of these feeds with ways to pay artists for their work. Links to feeds in comments. Please pin, like, and share them! #art🧵 1/12
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“You can’t steal something that wants to be taken” I say, slipping a ham underneath my sundress
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Ok so like I also started using Threads this week, and it seems ok even though it’s from the Meta overlords, but it’s kind of a ghost town? Like 60% of the people I automatically followed from IG have been inactive for months. Is Bluesky more funsies from a community standpoint?
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I made some flowers the other day. I don’t typically do this painterly style but dang it was fun! 🌸🌼 #digitalart #vintage #groovy #gouache #painting #flowers
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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
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