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EUROPEAN ROBIN: a precious feather baby, a ruddy sky dumpling, a good friend, will help you find your keys, full of ice cream AMERICAN ROBIN: big, often wet, surly, has your wallet, killed a rat underneath the bird feeder to make an example to the other animals
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ENGLISH BADGER: Hello good sir, fine day we are having. Mind joining me for tea? AMERICAN BADGER: I WANT YOUR BOOTS, YOUR CLOTHES, AND YOUR LIFE
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Yeah, but that English Badger will still kill you for a pence.
Or dig up your potatoes, take a bite out of them and decide 'nah, don't want this'. More than once. Every year.
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How would you know if your taste has changed unless you keep trying them? Lol.
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American Badger always seems like one step down from Wolverines.
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Wolverines are just the monsters from Attack the Block
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That’s v because wolverines are just badgers on meth.
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And then you manage to piss off the English badger, having mistaken good manners for weakness...
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Suddenly I understand why my childhood conception of robins (gleaned from British storybooks) never quite jibed with reality.
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Just like British versus American badgers.
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I was always waiting them to peck at me when walking on college campus. Sure, they want fresh worms. But how dare you walk on the grass!
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European robin: Formal name of Erithacus rubecula. Elegant. Refined. American Robin: Yeah my name is Turdus turdus wanna start something?
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You do realize that that adorable little thing there will viciously attack your laundry if it happens to be the same color as another robin's breast, right? European robins are not precious feather babies. They are assholes.
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100% true. They are territorial little assholes who are grumpy AF over any encroachment on THEIR patch. To a ridiculous degree.
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I grew up with these little miscreants. Are they utterly adorable? Yes. Are they also fully cognizant of the fact that they are, in fact, dinosaurs? Absolutely.
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We always have one in our garden in Scotland. We call them Highlander birds (there can be only one). I’m amazed they manage to reproduce!
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I feel like we need to explore the fact that Chuck is defending his territory, almost as if Bluesky were a window containing a strange bird that is always there when he looks, always chirping,chirping, chirping
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Yup. Super aggro. They're a basketball's volume of fight crammed into a ping-pong ball.
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Sounds like a Cardinal, too. I've had one of those little fuckers decide to divebomb me.
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Blue jays. I’ve been trying to make friends with the local crows for years, turns out the blue jays have been ganging up on them and running them off. Loudly. In packs.
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Fond memories of when Springwatch did a segment based on "who killed cockrobin" and graphically described robins murdering each other (with some slightly less graphic images) at tea time. Packham was gleeful about their violence.
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NEW ZEALAND ROBINS: don't even have red chests.
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!!! Li’l Goth robins holy shit
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Their Australian cousins have pink chests so we know how they got the name, but yeah. Also the Black Robins are cool because they bounced back from one breeding pair in 1980 to 300 odd now.
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One could say… Goth(am) Robins… if one were apt to make bad puns. I’ll put myself in timeout.
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They do look a little like baby Eurasian robins, they spend a few months working on their red chests.
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Well the rat knew what it did
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THE RAT JUST WANTED A NIBBLE
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All the little birds on Jaybird Street Love to hear the robin go skeet skeet skeet
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Dammit I’m never going to be able to hear that song any other way from now on.
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Just checking here - you mean these assholes?
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Sir. Dick Grayson would NEVER.
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