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Someone didn't like being told to own up to their ecofascism if ecofascism is what they want
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There are enough vacant houses in the U.S. to give every homeless person 23 of the fuckers, but I'm sure supply is the problem, so I'm sure all we need is to build more. 🛎️Waiter, more suburban sprawl, please!
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Shoutout to the LA Times for using cop tense to refer to the first time Michael Richards was recorded yelling racial epithets at hecklers
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I nominate Aaron Paul for any eventual biopic
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Alright, let's play. Thirteen hours ago, you skeeted this. In case you cannot read the image, it's you, saying, "Imagine having no life. 🙂" I am going to reply with screenshots of everything you have skeeted since then, a bare half-day ago. To be sporting, I'm excluding this thread.
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"Imagine having no life. 🙂"
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"Imagine having no life. 🙂"
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"Imagine having no life. 🙂"
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"Imagine having no life. 🙂"
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"Imagine having no life. 🙂" That's 23 posts, by my count, in 13 hours. Just imagine! No life! Are you imagining it? I'm imagining it right now.
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I always appreciated how, with the one exception of Marisa Tomei, every time Seinfeld had on a celebrity guest playing themselves, they portrayed the most uniquely deluded, unstable, crazy version of themselves possible.
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I mean, fucking hell, did anyone see that one court appearance by George Santos a while back? (Earnestly fuck this guy but I mean come the hell on)
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I too enjoy Monster Hunter
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The endangered Swedish Tigrex deserves legislative defending from human action
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Joy, I just want you to know that I waited 5 months to get invited onto this platform after quitting the bird site and it's great to be back in the trenches
End of feed.