CJ, The Guy™

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Ken Lowery

You just praised the music supervisor on Suicide Squad (2016)

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world revolution ronin clams cartel, sailor’s delight

Strange name for a pet but you do you

Going to the nearest church and flipping through the hymnbook, tallying every song that says 'with spirit' in the upper margin. So far, we're 237 for 237

Everyone has noticed how radical Mike Lee has become in recent years, but not enough have noticed how dumb he is.

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Labradorite Is Hard To Spell

not to be too extreme here but if having another child drives you to replace something valuable with LLM slop then you should have to give that child to be raised by the machine

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2002: "Careful, kids, the Internet is forever!" 2024: "Oh, hey, all the work you did for a decade of your life was just deleted from the Internet for Business Reasons." latenighter.com/news/paramou...

Paramount Axes Comedy Central Site, 25+ Years of Daily Show Clips Gonelatenighter.com One of the richest repositories of late-night videos—including 25 years of clips from 'The Daily Show' and the entire run of 'The Colbert Report'—is no longer.

No killing? Alright, have it your way: Who would you sterilize?

Someone didn't like being told to own up to their ecofascism if ecofascism is what they want

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merritt k

we need brave soldiers like him to put all these jokesters to task

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Adam is just a lowly Tarnished🔜 BitSummit

She's using KEYBOARD CONTROLS somebody stop her

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Cersei Transnister

Thank god someone finally had the courage to stand up and give voice to angry white men

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Joy 🏳️‍⚧️

Should I be afraid in a specific way of you or in my usual vague existential way

There are enough vacant houses in the U.S. to give every homeless person 23 of the fuckers, but I'm sure supply is the problem, so I'm sure all we need is to build more. 🛎️Waiter, more suburban sprawl, please!

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merritt k

What we need is someone who undertook a temporary witch's curse to tell us how similar the two experiences actually are

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Best of Dying Twiter

Thanks to pappy elon for removing another indulgent social component from his social media

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Big Joel

Reeling at the implication that calling someone media-illiterate is "just calling ppl dumb in more words" and therefore it cannot be more useful than calling someone dumb in less words

This is an attempt at getting a little joel video made, thanks for asking

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Existential Comics

Pets, or as I prefer to call them, utility monsters

Chomping at the bit to write an op-ed about just how many factors "rarely factor into the national gun debate". There are so many reasons people shouldn't be allowed to buy guns, but liberals allow opponents to center the conversation on 'rights' while conservatives obligingly don't stop them.

Montana’s suicide rate has been the highest in the U.S. for the past three years, with most of the deaths involving firearms. Most gun deaths in America are self-inflicted, yet suicide rarely registers in the national debate over guns.

She’s Fighting to Save America’s ‘Last Best Place’ From Suicidewww.nytimes.com Montana’s suicide rate has been the highest in the U.S. for the past three years. Most of the deaths involved firearms. But suicide rarely registers in the national debate over guns.

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Helen Kennedy

BEGGING Elon Musk to post a specific example of what he thinks is him handling politics 'ineptly', and also what he thinks is a contrasting example of him doing so 'competently'.

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Hare 🍉

Last week a group of children went running across the lawn at my residence in the twilight hours, and instead of calling the police, I put on shoes and asked them what was up. They were playing 'fugitive'. I said "Fun, I used to play that" and went back inside like a normal person.

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Murray Christison

"Children should become tramps"

Inspiration from @izjck.bsky.social and @merrittk.com reacted with the chemicals in iced coffee and sleep deprivation in my brain today, as well as a full morning of reading lefty labor articles, and I wrote a short story of my own Big thanks to Isabel, Merritt, brain chemicals, etc

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Rose Schmits

Broke: The trans intersex POC pride flag looks fantastic Also broke: The trans intersex POC pride flag looks terrible Woke: The trans intersex POC pride flag looks terrible and we are prepared to make it worse until our demands are met

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Well I'm satisfied, put this thing in charge of firing control immediately

RIP BOZO

Wait, you have formal employment? I honestly don't know your work, I just thought you appeared from the void to sling bangers like the executive chef at waffle house slinging hash

I could forgive all other drama if the US got on the same page as the world on what's left- and right-wing. Tired of op-eds proclaiming 'Radlefts attacking lefties for talking to moderates'.* *Read: 'Mildly less-right social centrists gently criticize center-cons JUST for ceding office to Göring'.

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Michael Paulauski

Dear lefties, have you considered that NUH UH?

Shoutout to the LA Times for using cop tense to refer to the first time Michael Richards was recorded yelling racial epithets at hecklers

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Jeph Jacques

I nominate Aaron Paul for any eventual biopic