Coach Finstock: Holy shit. This thing is built like an R/C car. No, really.

Holy shit. This thing is built like an R/C car. No, really.

It’s the truck that Blade Runner would break down in

Mr. Blade Runner

call me blade, mister runner was my father

great comment

that’s mister great comment to you

MAID program

he wouldn't get into this

He can namedrop movies he never saw, but we all know the douche luge was a straight up rip of Freejack concept art.

Both definitions at that!

“The back fell off”

“Some of them are built so the back doesn’t fall off at all.”

People are hating but I see no cardboard, no cardboard derivatives, no paper, no string, nor cellotape there.

And it's not full of oil so it doesn't even need to be towed out of the environment.

returning the cobalt to the earth, where it belongs

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Yes, but I hear operating in the environment voids your warranty. You definitely want to use your Cybertruck out of the environment.

Fug I just rewatched it & forgot about the whole “out of environment” bit. Lol

No baling wire. No chewing gum.

That’s how they reattached the panel.

Or would have, if they hadn’t used it all up fixing every accelerator pedal.

1) McGyver wasn't in the room 2) if McGyver had been in the room, it would fuckin' work. 🤷

If MacGyver had been there, that thing would be fusion powered by now.

MacGyver would have turned it into a dog house or something else useful.

True that!

You can't see the cellotape because that's how it works!

Of course the front didn’t fall off, that’s clearly a side panel!

That options package is another $50k

Aren’t there guidelines for this sort of thing? Materials they can’t be made from? Cardboard?

Well, wasn't this one built so that the back didn't fall off?

they're not supposed to do that.

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Remember, they contain that helpful self-immolation pack where the battery is. When time to return to the earth, it can be torched, Valhalla-send-off style. Some individuals are too pure, and kick off the process early. It’s a feature for our warrior brethren. You can ID those by the Futhark runes.

YESSSSSSSS🫡

But only like a shitty offbrand one. A decent one is much sturdier than this

no bro thats the actual vehicle from the company. a ripoff or replica would show traces of the original donor car underneath

No I meant it’s equivalent to a shitty rc car, regular rc cars hold up way better than Cybertrucks

oh then yeah

I think they meant a shitty offbrand RC car, implying most RC cars have sturdier construction than the cybertruck

Maybe Coach meant a car made out of Royal Crown cola?

A ripoff or replica would likely be better built

and more reliable too!

A real indictment of American auto regulators

We, as a country, really did not consider fully what the flip side of "laissez-faire" implies.

Rebranding it as “lazy fairies” to make free market economists real mad.

It’s perfectly legal to build a car that falls apart.

As someone who works in hobby grade RC sales, I would say it's built worse than rc cars tbh

What are rc cars

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