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Last week I received a letter telling me that I had violated LAPD IP with my FUCK THE LAPD design. Today my lawyer @questauthority.bsky.social responded.
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Honestly, as an IP attorney, I would think the Lakers have more of an interest than the LAPD...the latter having an interest seems ridiculous.
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I kept trying to figure out how the LAPD was claiming to own the Lakers logo. Turns out they think they own the initialism because of course they do.
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our intellectual property, consisting of a novel, unique and proprietary combination of letters in a specific order, as produced as a result of work undertaken by our word arrangement initiatives
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I applaud your specificity in saying initialism instead of acronym. You're more committed than me, but I support you.
They own the initialism because they registered it as a trademark. For multiple purposes. Fortunately there's a doctrine that says you can use trademarks for purposes of identifying the owner. (Within limits).
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this. i immediately thought of the lakers and went back to check what the infrigement claim was. I can arrange 4 letters of the alphabet any way i damn well please and the LAPD can't do shit. so yeah, LOL no. 🤣
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i hate that i'm actually wrong and everyone's liking this post anyways. lmao 🤣
I mean, if they own the trademark, which they do, tsdr.uspto.gov#caseNumber=7..., they have the right to enforce it. But, A) it seems kind of f'ed up that a government can own that trademark, and B) I'm pretty sure "Fuck the Police" is unlikely to elicit confusion, and C) it's nominative fair use.
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brb, filing a trademark for "Fuck the LAPD" in its entirety as a single complete mark. This mark will likewise consist of standard characters without claim to any particular font style, size, or color. And then I'll release it with an open license for all to use. 😁 (IANAL)
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Unfortunately, the USPTO will reject it pretty quickly based on language.
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Didn't that problem go away in 2019 with Iancu v. Brunetti?
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curses! foiled again! *shakes fist*
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They do own it for clothing and toys (???), but the clothing sounds like it is narrowed, in that it is within the grouping of safety type clothing. So, I could make an argument that a T-shirt or a sticker doesn't fit in this class.
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So they don’t have the right to enforce, right?
They do, if it's infringing. But Nominative Fair Use means that using the trademark to identify the entity marked is permitted. Basically the reason that a generic drug can say "compare to the ingredients in "trademarked brandname".
Note that this doesn't mean you can go out of your way to duplicate all aspects of a mark. If the mark had artistic elements, those aren't strictly necessary to identification, so you couldn't use them. But a mark this simple, and it being a common name for org, yeah, well clear.
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They do have a right to enforce it for the goods covered by the mark. They claimed clothing and toys. So, let's say someone went with stickers and phone case covers - those would probably not be able to be stopped under this mark.
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They've got a bunch of different LAPD marks. This is just the one for clothing (and toys).
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doesn't always mean they'll be successful :)
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I mean, I guess they could have a trademark? But, wouldn't that require them to be using that in a commercial context? How would a police department get to claim they're using that trademark in a commercial context? WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN IP HOLDING COMPANY FOR A POLICE DEPARTMENT?! WHAT IP?!
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They do apparently sell LAPD merch.
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Not a lawyer, but that was my first thought. It uses major elements of the Lakers’ branding. But just the letters “LAPD”? I would hope those guys would get laughed out of any court where they filled a suit.
They hold it as a registered trademark, for clothing (among other things). Not unusual. IBM, AT&T, have similar marks. And those are enforceable. Whether a government agency should be allowed to is another question.
But there is a doctrine of nominative fair use. Which means you are allowed to use a mark if doing so is the most practical way to identify the corp/product that owns the mark. I.E. The reason why generic drugs can say "compare to active ingredients in[]". So, it's well clear on that alone.
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Would there be a fair use argument here on free speech/political speech grounds?
IANAL, but yeah, I'd be willing to argue first amendment violations if it came to that. But the exiting fair use argument is an easy win.
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You can’t spell lapdog without LAPD.
Ditto. And the fair use argument isn't nearly as strong since the Lakers aren't the ones being criticized
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Honestly, if I'm counsel for the LAPD, I'm staying away from this one - because seriously. But I'm guessing the LAPD just couldn't resist trying to strongarm someone here.
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I mean, make a friendly call to the Lakers office is the move, right?
Any sensible person would stay away from this
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Billed 3.7 hours for this letter
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Has to be 15 minute increments. Better round up to 3.75.
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*sends bill to client* "Revise and proofread response letter to C&D letter from IMG: 0.8" Client: LOL, no
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I think if I were sending this bill out I'd tack a no charge 0.1 for every lawyer in the firm.
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No no no, you have to do fifteen minute intervals! 0.25! And obviously you’d have every lawyer in the firm review it. That’s not free!
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Does a sniper spend only a moment preparing for his shot? The aiming, judgment of environment, and choice of weapon takes time, even if the small round is delivered quickly.
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Much more. Can you imagine how much time @questauthority.bsky.social spent searching for Arkell vs Pressdram in the legal archives
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I am buying you an extra beer when we meet specifically because of this.
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Getting the full mileage out of your PhD :)
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