Steve

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Oh, he's brilliant whenever he's a guest on there. The more implausible his stories sound, the more likely they are to be true!

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Do you happen to watch Would I Lie To You?

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What a world it would be if our nation’s leaders’ stance against violence - political or otherwise - extended beyond acts against them and their peers. To fund wars and genocides abroad and enable police brutality here and then turn around and say, “Violence is never the answer”? 😒 Sure, Jan.

If it's not Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds, I'm not interested

I'll have to check it out. Wouldn't surprise me if I saw it years ago and just don't remember

Fair enough. I'm not convinced I've seen Deep Cover but I've always liked The Fly and Invasion of the Bodysnatchers

Jurassic Park?

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Fuck labour, fuck wes streeting, and fuck all the people who will turn a blind eye to this because "at least they aren't tories".

Lupita Nihongo

First time I ever heard of it was last year, and even then only because I follow Genie Bouchard on Twitter and she plays that now instead of tennis. Apparently 36.5m people play it in the US. Only 30k in the UK though, which might be why I was unaware of it.

ugh club ☄️

Wouldn't surprise me. She started watching Strike late last year and I can guess why

bumotron

I replied to her saying, "If only you'd listened to trans people (and allies) before the election, instead of waiting until now to be outraged." Seconds later, this happened.

If only you'd listened to trans people (and allies) before the election, instead of waiting until now to be outraged 🤷🏼‍♂️

Can't believe they criticised me like that 😢

MWAHAHAHAHH!

Tracey No™️

Or get some sort of machine to do it, as that would obviously annoy him more than someone 'putting in the hard work'

Remember the last time Kane, Bellingham or Rice had a good game for England? No, me neither.

Hard to believe that this ref was once banned for match-fixing - only 6 months because he grassed on some other offenders.

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Exactly what I was going to say! If it wasn't for the existence of American commentary, this line-up of McCoist, Dixon and Matterface would probably be the worst commentary team of all time.

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Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

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I'm old enough to remember when pitch invaders stripped off first and were called streakers instead. No commitment from these modern troublemakers!

Casket Based

Why does it look like they just edited the Sin City poster?

Presumably there are people alive today who don't even know Pluto used to be a planet. Although probably not as many as those who don't know it isn't anymore.

That seems more likely to be accurate. I just remember being told the 1 mile per second thing back when I was a kid. Science has come a long way since then - poor Pluto

I always thought it was 1 mile per second?

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