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potentially worth injuring yourself for one of these gorgeous triangle bandages/slings but probably not a 3b injury though.

am not really a car guy anymore but absolutely would (soft spot for weird sports estates/wagons, shooting brakes)

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If we weren't trying to get taps at this pub atm I would call bullshit on this story (single bottles of beer to put out a fire... ). But... wow great West Coast ingenuity. We are so hardy here. And honest. Real tough. Love to tell the truth.

A great local story... "... they used about half a dozen crates of beer to douse the fire in the corner. "But the poor bugger that was grabbing them from the chiller... he was a bit sad every time he passed a full beer out..." www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Locals use beer to help put out fire at Seddonville Hotelwww.rnz.co.nz About half a dozen crates of beer were used to douse the fire, the manager says.

adjusting these objective rankings, horniest places in wellington: 1. unity books 2. moore wilson

horniest place in pōneke? 1. the big kūmara 2. unity books 3. aro video 4. mighty mighty

🥹 late in life realisation that nobody is ever going to keep me in the manner to which i’ve become accustomed (unkept)

thread of my favourite youtube comments:

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Might as well get this ready…

I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

i’m still beefing with damien hirst 😠

best savoury (no sugar) dill pickles in new zealand? is it these?

meet sylvester ’leaf-veined’ slug and cicada skeleton army (he is almost 140 mm long 😳)

meet kyle ‘pinchy boy’ kōura

toasty times 🤤

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good morning おはよー

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I didn't know he was sick

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THE TIME IS NOW…

the spray tan is going to be a bit ouchie for the next couple of weeks

merge a band with a tv show the benny hill gang (sorry) the wire (easy) arrested development (even easier) black sabbather (a stretch) the doctor who

Soul Butthole Surfers

i was talking to a friend today and she asked what’s the one meal you could eat every day for the rest of your life and not get sick of it. me: bean and cheese burrito you:?

we’re all thinking it 🙂

daisy dog loves the beach so much. on the way home from the beach today she carried a mussel shell souvenir in her mouth for about 30 minutes before giving it a final lick and leaving it on the footpath 🙂

the day 🙂

i feel that this album and the red shoes are under appreciated

Kate Bush - The Sensual World - Official Music Videoyoutu.be Official music video for the single "The Sensual World" by Kate Bush. It was the title track and first single from the album of the same name, released in Se...

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i know two people both named terry one woman and one man that lost a leg whilst hoping trains one left and one right

is it just me or do grocery prices in aotearoa seem to be increasing at a faster rate than ever? i’m very fortunate that i can afford it but i’ve stopped buying many things on principle 😐.

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i have a go plus (a bluetooth device programmed to spin pokestops and catch pokémon in poGO) and it’s great to have while i’m running errands or generally interacting with other adults until a voice in my pocket shouts OUT OF POKEBALLS

that thing that dogs do when they look slightly away when they *really* want something 🥹

🧘‍♂️let the handsome wash over your timeline🧘‍♂️

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Do unto otters as you would have otters do unto thoust

happy stick time 🙂