Dennis B. Hooper

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tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness.

reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire.

writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper

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Solve your housing affordability crisis with this one weird trick

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I think I’m going to give this meme another try, it has come to my attention that Glenn Gould is not a universally recognized cultural figure known for humming in most household like he is in mine

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Thanks largely to Biden and the Democratic party there is now a kind of global race to get to the mass, chear carbon-free energy. We're going to hit peak global emissions (fingers crossed) this year or next. We're deploying solar at a level that blowing away every single prediction.

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This is the entire view of the right and one they’re pushing out tons of propaganda about. It’s why we get 10,000 stories of people shoplifting from Walgreens and nothing about tax cheats even though it involves multitudes more money. They want to define crime as existing entirely within the poor

Holy. Shit. They're literally saying Trump's felonies aren't that bad compared to the "real felonies". Bear in mind, they're ignoring J6 and "gimme 12000 votes" call and the stolen docs. We joke, but this is literally Newsmax copy.

The only debate I want to hear about

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the breadth of misinformation is unreal. a woman next to us at dinner said she went to cuba when “trump opened the border” and her date said “best president ever.” obama did that!!! trump reversed it!!!

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got too stoned and started thinking about electron microscope images of record needles on vinyl again

When I am a multinational banking and financial services corporation headquartered in Amsterdam

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Kathy Hochul bravely defending the rights of New Jersey drivers to kill New Yorkers under their irresponsibly huge trucks for FREE because why come to the city and drink and then take the PATH home when you could just murder people

do we think this guy from New Jersey would have driven his pickup truck to Manhattan to get drunk had there been a $15 congestion pricing fee in place?

NYPD: NJ man charged with drunk driving after 3 killed in July 4th LES crashgothamist.com Responding officers say they smelled alcohol on the driver

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The paradox of Zuck is that he is extremely uncool but almost tautologically cooler than anyone posting about how uncool he is

Hope everyone’s doing all right, I’ve basically been in a fugue state since last Thursday but I’m gradually recalibrating to life

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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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I think honestly a key to Trump's popularity. He inverted the theatrical aspect from one where the Meet The Press class were in on the joke and the conservative voters were the rubes, to one where the conservative chuds were in on the joke and the DC crowd were the rubes bsky.app/profile/rinc...

this is also why Trump broke the DC press so much, because as much as he was clearly our most pro wrestling president his version of kayfabe was clearly very different from agreed-upon elite DC kayfabe and they kept trying to put him in the latter box instead

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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders. AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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There's a Small Problem With the AI Industry: It's Making Absolutely No Moneyfuturism.com AI is not making money for investors which may be connected to businesses having trouble adopting the technology.

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Ageism is hiring a 25 year old instead of a better qualified 55 year old. It's not "ageism" to say that an 81 year old or a 78 year old might not be able to handle the world's most demanding job.

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One thing that annoys me about the Democratic consultant class is how they act like they're brass-knuckle streetfighters and yet don't have the stones to run nonstop ads about Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein. It's all true! It's documented! There are photos!

Trump later appointed this federal prosecutor as his first U.S. Secretary of Labor. www.kare11.com/article/news...

Florida prosecutors knew Epstein raped teenage girls 2 years before cutting deal, transcript showswww.kare11.com Florida prosecutors heard graphic testimony about how Epstein sexually assaulted teenage girls two years before they cut a plea deal, according to transcripts.

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A small percentage of the ideas I write down eventually become short stories or other things but most are just stuff like this

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NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW NO, ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!

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A common lament is there is no civility left these days, because those on the “left” refuse to be friends with the “right" over "political views." This implies something startling: conservatives want to be friends with the rest of us. Had you realized? www.the-reframe.com/if-you-want-...

If You Want To Be Friends, Then Why Aren’t You Friendly?www.the-reframe.com A look at one of the most alarming and pressing problems of our age: the much-lamented fact that "the left" won't be friends with "the right," over "political views."

The Dennis B. Hooper Promise™

I’d watch it. I wouldn’t be happy about it but I’d watch it.

A small percentage of the ideas I write down eventually become short stories or other things but most are just stuff like this

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this is my neighbor Taco, who ate all my cilantro

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Traveling back in time to explain our current moment to the founding fathers, who react with horror; when I return the constitution explicitly forbids appointing Catholics to the Supreme Court

Slightly different set of circumstances here since it’s the department and not individuals but a defund-adjacent slogan I’ve long wanted to see in the wild is No Cop Deserves A Boat

Congrats to the only people in America who still have new boat money, on the purchase of a new boat www.wfft.com/news/fort-wa...

Fort Wayne Police unveil newest watercraft unitwww.wfft.com Just in time for the fourth of July, the Fort Wayne Police Department (FWPD) has revealed its newest device to protect and serve the people of Allen County.