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Pardon me, friend, but could you pass me the Merve? Can we have Sponch® for desert? Happy to crack open the Sponch The traditional Passover Sponch If you can wait until after Passover, you can have some leavened Bimboseems like maybe you could use a sandwich more great social media content thatn *sponches* above its weight No, we have Sponch at home. We make Sponch ice cream at my shop, you know, just in case. We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the Sponch began to take hold We have sponch at home (hastily arranges hostess snowballs on graham crackers) Dammit you beat me to it! Whenever I see Sponch I must speak its name aloud. the fan group for that, Ayran Nation, really hated those other guys That's some merve you got there. But she came over, I lost my Merve
I took her back and made her dessert
I may be dumb, I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a soujouk with no self esteem [getting passed a plate of traditional soujouk] the merve of this guy... The Trouble With The Merve when i'm trying to think about positive adjectives for food, "vintage" has to be one of the last ones to come up It’s not rancid, it’s vintage! (extreme cowboy voice): would you please pass the sausage? A well a everybody's heard
About the Merve
Muh-Muh-Muh Merve Merve Merve
Merve is the word Drunk Orson Wells Voice: "and just like the best California sausages its Vintage dated." excuse me, it’s pronounced Merve Should be enough to go around.... It’s Friday night. About to get my Merve on. We only eat TRADITIONAL soujouk round these parts. Not that new age shit trying merve for the first time and becoming extremely soujouk pilled okay but sujuk kicks ass tho Hope he drives safe and doesn’t end up a mervous wreck Years ago, there was a brand, Johnsonville, I think, who was the Official Tubular Meat Sponsor of NASCAR.
Tubular. Meat. In the words of Doug Sohn, of the DEARLY departed Hot Doug's, "There are no two finer words in the English language than 'encased meats,' my friend”. 🎶🎶You’ve got a lot of merve
To say you are my friend A spicy banger of a skeet. 
