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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.
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none of these weaklings have been forged in the fire of college football message boards, and it shows
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These people would spend a month curled up in the fetal position after five minutes on Texags or TigerDroppings.
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To be fair, most sports fans also lack this quality
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I would like to add that I say this as an emotionally immature sports fan
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these whiners have never had their team come back to win a playoff series from being down 3-1, let alone in back-to-back series, and it shows
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I was thinking how being raised a Mets fan was excellent prep for being a Democrat
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"Yankees Suck" isn't an anti-American opinion, in the baseball context anyway.
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2024 Democratic Who's More Now Bracket
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This past week and a half is like if the nation’s political press turned into WFAN callers and I don’t like it one bit
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Dems about to bring in Jason Giambi for some late season leadership
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Catturd throwing his headset after the French results the same way a Dallas Cowboys live streamer throws his headset after seeing the pick six in the NFC wild card round
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Sitting around dark rooms and remembering primary guys like Gary Hart, Tom Vilsack, and Phil Gramm.
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Vilsack is in Biden's cabinet!
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hey I've met one of those guys
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Not one article has asked what Biden's buyout is, but I have to imagine that making a change in leadership this late in the cycle will cause a lot of transfers and they'll have a hard time building a 2 deep.
Widespread Indiana football fandom would solve a fuckton of problems in our modern political culture.
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They need to learn those lessons somehow.
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Which is why they don't know HOW TO CLAP. When they say ANYTHING you scream like it's Taylor Swift. We are fighting Nazis with vibes. Yes it's theater but CMON DWEEBS. GIVE THEM THEIR FLOWERS WHILE THEY LIVE 🌹🇺🇲
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I'll never get over that we live in a reality that someone who calls themselves "catturd" is an intellectual thought leader to a large segment of the population.
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The right is not exactly spoiled for choice when it comes to "thinkers"
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There are only 2 explanations for every move the Dem establishment makes: either they're doing it to fight the left or because they're dumb as shit. Kamala is just as centrist as Biden, so this tournament idea seems to fall squarely in the category of "they're dumb as shit"
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I don’t think centrism is the problem Biden demonstrated in the debate
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This is the "the refs have it out for us" of political takes.
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Kamala is disqualified because we reflexively assume any black woman candidate is DOA. It has to be an octogenarian friend of Strom Thurmond or people won't vote for him.
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These people couldn’t survive a single college football season
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On the contrary I remain a Bernie brat despite how sucky he is
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All I know is being a life-long democrat AND a Mariners fan has brought me the joy of discovering good wine...and whine...
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When your Bill James is Nate Silver life holds little pleasure in store
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Sadly actual Bill James might be worse
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Whoever came up with Value Over Replacement President is our guy
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These people could not last a season as a Rockies fan, and would gouge out their eyes after a decade.
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Real heads recognized LePen’s Joel Embiid vibes immediately.
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Sam Presti has cured me of this.
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Joe Biden will not make it up the agrocrag
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i don’t know man, there’s that “message board geniuses” account for cfb
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I said this since 2016. Being a Mets/Knicks/Giants fan has given me the maturity to quickly process and accept a loss, and I could tell who hadn't had that kind of training over the course of their lives
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Gotta love Model UN as a solution in the face of tyranny from the bed-wetters.
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/Dick Vitale voice "primetime Amy Klobuchar baby"
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Where have you gone, Wally Backman?
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Don't forget the assuming that failure is inevitable
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you're going to have to add ice_cold_ to your handle now
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(an Eagles fan, momentarily pausing from his daily repast of horse poop, eaten atop a greased flagpole): what?
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Put all the candidates in a bubble in Orlando
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If there's a tournament, nobody will defeat the Great Khan of Springfield, my big boi JB.
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Gretchen Whitney trade machine combos keep coming back invalid no matter how many second rounders I include
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The Democratic establishment picks have a ‘Could only be picked by Jerry Reinsdorf’ quality to them in that, it sounded a lot better (but still not great) two decades earlier.
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How original! That wasn't even in Putin's playbook!
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Jets fans out here looking like George Clooney right now
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I once convinced myself that the Jets really needed to give Bryce Petty more time out there... Seth Moulton try harder