Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.
Catturd throwing his headset after the French results the same way a Dallas Cowboys live streamer throws his headset after seeing the pick six in the NFC wild card round
Not one article has asked what Biden's buyout is, but I have to imagine that making a change in leadership this late in the cycle will cause a lot of transfers and they'll have a hard time building a 2 deep.
Which is why they don't know HOW TO CLAP. When they say ANYTHING you scream like it's Taylor Swift. We are fighting Nazis with vibes. Yes it's theater but CMON DWEEBS. GIVE THEM THEIR FLOWERS WHILE THEY LIVE 🌹🇺🇲
I'll never get over that we live in a reality that someone who calls themselves "catturd" is an intellectual thought leader to a large segment of the population.
There are only 2 explanations for every move the Dem establishment makes: either they're doing it to fight the left or because they're dumb as shit. Kamala is just as centrist as Biden, so this tournament idea seems to fall squarely in the category of "they're dumb as shit"
Kamala is disqualified because we reflexively assume any black woman candidate is DOA.
It has to be an octogenarian friend of Strom Thurmond or people won't vote for him.
I said this since 2016. Being a Mets/Knicks/Giants fan has given me the maturity to quickly process and accept a loss, and I could tell who hadn't had that kind of training over the course of their lives
The Democratic establishment picks have a ‘Could only be picked by Jerry Reinsdorf’ quality to them in that, it sounded a lot better (but still not great) two decades earlier.