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Paperboy, amateur submarine captain, and part-time model.
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Stop giving money to the New York Times. Any money.
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Has anyone photoshopped or AI-ed Steve Bannon layering multiple prison jumpsuits yet?
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Best and most important quote from Monica Pressley. “The proof that Biden is capable of running the country is that he is actually running it”. This needs to be repeated a billion times.
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Oh wow, the people who have been saying Biden should step aside for one reason or another for the past two years think he should step aside after tonight. Very troubling.
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Top 10 TV Newsradio Homicide Gilmore Girls The OC Arrested Development Northern Exposure 30 Rock Kids in the Hall Star Blazers Community
Top 10 TV Twin Peaks The Sopranos Mad Men Deadwood The Young Pope/The New Pope Monty Python's Flying Circus Too Old to Die Young Game of Thrones Halt and Catch Fire Boardwalk Empire
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10 years ago, gay Americans could not get married and have it count in all 50 states 20 years ago, you could be made uninsurable because you got sick once 30 years ago, HIV was a death sentence 40 years ago, acid rain was still a problem Dedicated public servants keep pushing good things forward
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normalize seeing perfectly acceptable bands with 3-4 good albums at county fairs 15 years after their arena era again.
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This is too real for me. Jefferson definitely feels like he'd be an Elon guy.
i think that’s putting it a little harshly. *thomas jefferson* would have preordered a cybertruck. ben franklin would have made fun of him for it, but would himself own a rapidly depreciating model 3. and john adams would drive a 17-year-old honda civic
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re what kind of comedy you can get away with, i just watched an episode of my favorite comedy where one character gutted the dead body of another and pulled out a human-fish hybrid baby. sorry you can’t make ethnic jokes though
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What if, instead of litigating Do They Know It's Christmas again and again, we asked, what if there was another charity single that was a better call to action without all the paternalism and racism and featured Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Jon Mitchell, and Mike Reno?
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Canadians are like “These dumb Americans will never knaoeuw I’m Canadian 😏”
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when i hear english people call french toast "eggy bread" or call a bread roll a "barm" all i can think of is "how are you this terrible at a language you invented"
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Business schools have been a net negative for humanity at large. They should all be shut down - their deans/professors flogged through the streets and driven out of society.
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After watching some of the Fani Willis testimony, I can't help but see a lot of "black women seem angry" being put to use in the discourse on here in service of "fuck her - she's a cop"
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Journalists have begun circling their wagons around the New York Times. It really is an election year.
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"If he likes it and thinks it's good, then he's right" and then I became enlightened
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Stop giving money to the New York Times. Any money.
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Could someone please get to the bottom of why every "Biden has accomplished nothing and the reason why is that he doesn't want to" poster lately has been a Canadian living in Canada?
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Things people want to hear about less than Taylor Swift: 1) how much you don't want to hear about Taylor Swift
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"Biden needs to give us reasons to vote for him. We're allowed to push him to be better." [Biden uses limited executive power to improve some people's lives and achieve things they've been pushing for] "Too little. He still sucks."
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The savvies are really climbing over each other to let us know only suckers take any joy in a court deciding against Trump, as usual.
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the savvy columnist sees themselves as possessed of a keen and unique insight into the median democrat, because they identify the median democrat as their peers and classmates and family, with whom they have uneasy and unhappy relationships.
The man writing this is the son of two Stanford professors, the grandson (and nephew) of a Congressman, and a graduate of Yale.
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