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I wonder why Shirley Temple's parents named her after a cocktail
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I also wonder why Virgin Caesar's parents named him after a cocktail
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Better than his brother, Clamato.
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This Virgin Ryan North I just ordered is *terrible*.
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Their top general was named after an iced beverage and a salad dressing, of course he was going to start some shit, the Roman Republic was absolutely doomed.
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Lou Gehrig's parents *really* shouldn't have named him after that disease.
"This is my son, Virgin" Hey, I have feelings
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The case of Harvey Wallbanger is very similar. Was there a craze?
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would the duke of wellington had been such a fierce soldier if he didn't have to live down being named after meat pastry
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*have, sheesh. I'm so sorry, Ryan.
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I didn't even notice UNTIL NOW
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This is a common misconception. The cocktail is actually named after Virgil Caesar, a poet and brother of Sid Caesar, inventor of the famous salad.
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Tom Collins is named after the glassware, though.
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Frankly I wonder why the Ceasars at large were named after a salad dressing.
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I’m only ordering Chad Martinis from now on.
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I do understand why Bloody Mary was named after the drink.
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Or why Marc Antony's parents named him after a cartoon bulldog?
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don't blame me, take it up with Virgin Caesar!