Brother Clippy

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The little guy constantly underfoot of the cool kids.
Idk why I’m doing this I don’t like feet.

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I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool

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Unique DoorDash experience because instead of pizza they left a swarm of angry bees

unique DoorDash experience just now: our order was canceled bc the store didn't have what we ordered, but after accepting credit as refund, it told us another of the same store was available to fulfill the order. fingers crossed?

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“Next time can I use a nom de plume” is going to be the title of my biography

⚪Male ⚪Female 🔘 🎶 one jump ahead of the breadline One swing ahead of the sword🎶

Shit I’ve been accused of doing that I’m rather certain I am not: Dropping into a South African accent Throwing my voice Changing eye color I don’t know how to do any of these things

Still thrilled most of my men friends are happy to sign off with a “love you” and I didn’t even start that

Is it just me or did other people have the reaction of “did they render it to look like this July gathering was blanketed in snow”

A Post analysis, based on videos as well as satellite imagery and analysis examining the rally site and shooter’s position, found that the two Secret Service countersniper teams may have initially been hindered in their ability to see the shooter as he crawled up the roof due to its slanted sides.

Obstructed view may have delayed sniper response at Trump rallywww.washingtonpost.com A 3D analysis by The Washington Post found two countersniper teams likely had difficulty seeing the gunman before he fired.

Okay fine I guess puns about mathematical transforms using complex numbers aren’t hitting for the general public. I’m surprised

Just waiting for him to talk about his Fourier plan

This is like when I got canceled on math bluesky for saying “decimate” to mean ‘destroy’ when it technically means ‘reduce by 10%’

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Who is level 1 and down to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

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Yes, the Yiddish word for bedbug is וואַנץ / Vance Poor Bret Stephens has been replaced.

We are all literally each others little pocket monsters - Pokemon - if you will. Can I be Charmander

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I knew it wasn't a democrat who shot at Donald Trump. The shooter didn't shoot himself in the foot. #Satire

Wait wait wait wait How does that ruling not apply to any federal prosecutor How does it not basically kneecap the DOJ. Jack Smith is invalid because Congress didn’t appoint him? Has Congress named any prosecutors?

This is why I’m good at safeguarding a production process. It’s a profession about anticipating edge cases

I am a walking case study in “the most unexpected thing that could happen will happen”

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never change, The Economist

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When I lived in Worcester I quickly learned that there are no Rs in Worcester

Do you - let the trolley run over four people - switch the tracks so the trolley only runs over one person, at which point you have taken an action to kill a person - put the trolley back

the two tests of moral goodness are: - do you put the trolley back when you're dine shopping - how do you react to the video of the racoon trying to wash its cotton candy

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This is deranged. The press has just decided that criticizing Trump is no longer okay. www.cnn.com/2024/07/14/m...

I am a lightning rod for the weirdest shit. Who else wants a turn I need a break

Okay but look. I rode a bicycle to my municipal elections once. When I was leaving, the head of my state’s legislature fucking cornered me against a brick corner of the middle school so he could tell me his plan about bike lanes.

PoGO stick TO THE POLLS

What we really need is to pokemon tamaGO TO THE POLLS

Vice President (Kamala) is different from President of Vice (Hunter)

Creating a block list - it’s made of alphabet blocks. They are listed in alphabetical order

creating a block list that contains everyone with the dipshit gene (derogatory) and auto follows everyone with the Dipshit gene (complimentary)

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Today we are all magma

A couple interconnected thoughts: 1) the assassin *might* have been motivated by an observation that a massively fascistic expansion of the executive is a threat to gun rights.

rights.cu

I swear. If he becomes president, we’re going to end up invading somewhere really weird. Like Canada or Luxembourg