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PantsBurnLegWound is probably the oldest tweet I still think about sometimes. Can’t believe it was 15 years ago.
Dude is still tweeting (and running things) at 90. This is from today. #cornwatch
Wait, what? My dad taught me “knee high by fourth of July,” why is corn getting taller?
Science mostly - modern corn is faster growing, plus improved fertilizers and farming practices. And maybe a dash of climate change impacting planting schedules depending on location.
Where’s Dick Cheney when you need him?
Let’s not forget this classic
Wasn’t there one about a pigeon or something?
That was it! Thank you! My brain was itching trying to remember. Classic.
Fred and Chuck out raisin hell agin
Deer not dead. Deer will get revenge
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Blistered and peeling and painful is he
Stop being coy. You know perfectly well who it is.
you’re right. piles’a bush windyfire
important to have good nabers
I think "assume deer dead" about once a day
He tweeted about finding someone’s pet pigeon once and it so perfectly encapsulated his twitter presence, it lives rent free in my head
He refers back to the deer tweet! It's like an extended universe!
He’s the redneck stan lee
And Chuck Grassley is still alive and still a congressman!
Greatest country in the world
At first I assumed he wrote like that because a doctor gave him something for the pain of the burn and god knows I type the weirdest damn shit on painkillers.
But no, he's just like that!
Wait that can’t be the actual name of the place
This is what the 280 character limit took from us.
I think about this tweet more often than u kno what
Pants burn leg wound is something the taken say in Alan wake 2
