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@itskai.bsky.social

comedian
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if you’re trying to engage with politically disconnected people about project 2025, identify a specific part that you think will resonate with them. i just told my friend who’s a public school teacher about the plan to abolish the department of education and that got her hooked.
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idc which party or candidate you support, if you wear political merch you are a DORK
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a story in 3 parts
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I just got done watching Ratatouille and I have a theory about Abe Lincoln
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a story in 3 parts
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from now on the only thing i'll be using sticker mule stickers for is to cover the camera of my phone while i jerk off
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omg can't believe melania just tweeted "try harder next time"
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if you're not gonna download kaiconic because it's an extremely funny totally self produced work of art made by one of the few black trans comedians out there then download it because i'm hot and need to pay rent
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ngl kaiconic is so good it makes me lol every time i relisten and all proceeds go toward rent for july
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men will literally write down the names of every dude who got picked before them in the draft on a piece of paper then read the list of names before every game instead of going to therapy
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I still have just shy of 92K followers. Once my little blue badge was confiscated, my engagement (which like once a month would churn up north of a million sets of eyeballs on a post) dropped through the basement. The last couple of times I posted: crickets. Dead crickets.
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I have 56.4K followers on twitter still. I have a locked account, but decided to share a recent essay there. 1 reply. 17 likes.
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I have not even got a locked account. 70k followers, 21 likes.
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really disappointed that the cucumbers i bought had zero cum inside them
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ngl kaiconic is so good it makes me lol every time i relisten and all proceeds go toward rent for july
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Kid Rock makes music for people that know exactly how much Sudafed they can buy before it raises eyebrows.
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Today, & every Sunday, we will be reading from the book of Genesis.
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heatwave needs to calm tf down
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*to the tune of the crowd chanting for Samoa Joe* KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI!
hey bluesky can you help me get 100 downloads of this super dope album for pride month? all proceeds go toward me paying rent for this month
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hey bluesky can you help me get 100 downloads of this super dope album for pride month? all proceeds go toward me paying rent for this month
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plz reskeet if you listened to kaiconic! trying to get enough downloads this week to cover living expenses & rent for july
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if i were a vampire i would spend my eternal life reading all the books and petting all the cats
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so excited to be grotesquely murdered in my friend's horror comedy short film this week 🥰
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starting to think pet rent is a scam, they didn't even ask to see my cat's paystubs
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wrapping my cyber truck with fake plastic paneling to look like a litter box 🔥🔥🔥
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starting to think pet rent is a scam, they didn't even ask to see my cat's paystubs
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wrapping my cyber truck with fake plastic paneling to look like a litter box 🔥🔥🔥
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pussy so good you download the pattern app
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if i had good health insurance i would spend so much time having a doctor tell me i just needed to fart