Okay. Compromise. Please-touch museum style place where there are beautiful statues built for molestation in a space safe to molest them. Let the statue-fetishists have their fun.
Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.
The first best choice for music when playing Elden ring is the game, the second best choice is the weirdest electronic prog-ish rock weirdo music you can find.
i've been exclusively playing Elden Ring while listening to Fabio Frizzi, Goblin, Uncle Acid and The Deadbeats, and lots of bands with names like Hole Dweller or Fiendish Imp. Can't recommend this enough.
Unlearn the belief in a just world or else you’ll be blaming victims and taken in by perpetrators every time. If we want a just world we have to build it.
After the last ten days of crisis management, I'm ready to lock myself in my dungeon wearing a pig head mask and a loin cloth while playing the entire NIN catalog on repeat.
For therapy.
A reminder: If you want to play with me,
@evilhat.bsky.social Weekend is happening on
@startplaying.bsky.social soon! I’m running White Picket Witches. It’s $10. HOWEVER, Start Playing Games is offering a $10 off coupon code for new players. Essentially, you get to play for free!
Alright, so I've been back on twitter for a week or so because I have to make some money. That's capitalism.
Anyway. Gonna say it. Twitter is WAY hornier than blue sky has ever been. It's just Horny for IP characters and Straight Normal Horny so you don't notice as much.
Powers likely to be out another day or two. It is bad hot. Limited internet because cell tower damage and ours is a low priority neighborhood. Likely to lose a fridge and freezer worth of food because no ice in the area.
Every picture of JD Vance makes it look like he just got finished furtively wiping his mouth clean after drinking a can of Hormel Chili out of a Thermos.
Every picture of JD Vance makes it look like he just got finished furtively wiping his mouth clean after drinking a can of Hormel Chili out of a Thermos.
Broadly speaking rich liberal donars legit fear an imagined sub-literate mob of poor people ready to burn down the cities who must be placated and also none of them can read
Why /did/ even quite a few liberals like Hillbilly Elegy? Even a passing summary of it reads like the histrionics of a pathetic little motherfucker who can't keep his nose out of everyone else's business.
Vance is a NYT sell-out conserve-centrist creation who believes nothing. He called Trump Hitler while making a big real important movie with real Hollywood people ect.
You think Trump just picked him to torment him? Like, he's gonna be putting this guy through hell, I'm sure.
JD Vance exists b/c in the panic after the 2016 election white liberal were desperate for any way to explain/excuse their conservative relatives and instead of listening to black ppl who were screaming "It's the racism" they made Vance a best selling author, which gave him the platform he needed
Hey people, but mostly dudes: when we're on a business call and you say my name repeatedly, you're not dominating the conversation. You're coming off as a creepy jagoff. Stop doing it.
The dems were never going to really fight for us. They are happy to fundraise on our terror, but actually go all the way? They were just waiting for the excuse they needed to wash their hands.
A senior House Democrat says efforts to replace Biden at the top of the ticket have stopped because, “We've all resigned ourselves to a second Trump presidency."
It’s infuriating to see a worthless piece of shit’s life protected by the bodies of a world-class security detail and a team of snipers while Palestinian lives are treated as less than worthless; children in tents against bombs and tank rounds. The wrong people have power. The wrong people are safe.
Pregnancy side effect you may not know: The Super Sniffer.
Yep. Your sense of smell gets tuned up to 11. This is, I assume, something to do with smelling if your coming baby is healthy or whatever. The reality is it just makes everything smell BAD all the time.
Nora is digging into the idea of birth stones and so on as weird because like gender (and astrology) they make decisions for you. You're March by happenstance? Cool. Have aquamarine. (I don't like aquamarine.)
My suggestion? Develop personal symbolism. Like Saints.
Okay hear me out. Trump 1: is scared of many things, 2: hates walking, 3: loves big dumb garish parade float shit. Elon 1: wants Trump to love him, 2: loves to insert himself into crisis situations as a tech-savior, 3: makes shoddy failure-prone contraptions. It’s a PERFECT plan!
Can we convince Elon to build a cyber-Popemobile type car for Trump to roll around in at his public appearances? Given his unmatched experience making safe, indestructible vehicles
Okay. I blatantly ripped off Never Stop Blowing Up but instead of so many dudes, the movie characters are entiely inspired by like... Cynthia Rothrock and Sara Conner from T2 and Michelle Yeoh and Pam Grier and that kinda thing.