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𝖙𝖆𝖙 π–‡π–Šπ–“π–†π–™π–†π–—

@tatbenatar.bsky.social

humanoid cryptid. sometimes writer. vinyl collector. sportpuck connoisseur. bucky barnes and mothman enthusiast. silly goose. will fight glen powell. tea drinker. dog mum. put a ring on @bradis.online. γ€šshe/herγ€›

πŸ”— https://linktr.ee/tatbenatar
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my dead mum would think this was hilarious
being on a bus in the summer with no a/c during a heatwave is literally the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
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being on a bus in the summer with no a/c during a heatwave is literally the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
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I could never be like her
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halifax. egg the premier's house
Let's have some fun on Bluesky tonight! Tell me where you live and one thing everyone should do in your city! #flythefriendlysky
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I’ve transplanted my head onto the body of a Squishmallow. Marry me.
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hey anyone else who has jugs ... can you recommend a decent strapless bra?
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we’re actually the main event at this year’s summerslam
In my mind, this whole Twister press tour is a warm-up for when you fight Glen Powell in public
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I LOVE HAVING A BRAND
Saw a great pic of Glenn Powell and a little dog and my mind instantly whent to @tatbenatar.bsky.social
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i dislike over the ear headphones but i think i’m going to need to invest in some for when i’m out in public because people find me very approachable (derogatory)
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spoiler: yes this is how i sign off emails to [redacted] when they’ve gotten on my last nerve πŸ˜‚
(seeing the email signature β€œRegards,”) are you mad at me
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ROAD RASH ELECTRONIC ARTS 1991 GENESIS
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Maybe this [indeterminate # of] mg edible will fix me
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you know a lot of people diss bluesky as a 4th rate social media site but i really feel that’s giving it too much credit
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welp! see y’all in four years 😭
standing in our vip room as close to the tv as possible, holding a beer, hand in my pocket. there are seats available. i’m your dad.
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standing in our vip room as close to the tv as possible, holding a beer, hand in my pocket. there are seats available. i’m your dad.
singing god save the king is fucking weird
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singing god save the king is fucking weird
i cheer for england every four years because my british friends will die if I don’t LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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*extremely Monty Python voice* Three Lions? In England?
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i cheer for england every four years because my british friends will die if I don’t LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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I typed β€œtickle in my throat” into WebMD and they sent someone to my house to put me down
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universities: we bought all new software to do the same thing you already do now with ease. It completely sucks and cost us 13 million dollars.
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a new life awaits you in the offline colonies
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is chris hemsworth’s accent in blackhat atrocious or extremely region specific i cant tell
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