Colson Whitehead

It's been nearly ten years now that you have to think about this dude every day, and he fucking sucks. Just watching the same episode of Mama's Family on every channel for a decade. It is normal to want that to end.

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Deep down, we’re all the same, getting ready for bed, eating our pre-bed cucumbers, reading about famous cucumbers online

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living in this country is like being awake on the table

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We didn’t know how good we had it: this one night in 1996 had SIXTEEN sitcoms airing new episodes.

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#YHGtBFKMwTS, Jr.

#YHGtBFKMwTS

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they’re really out here tryna out-Reagan each other

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Tura Satana in Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill

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Breaking News: Israel launched a major strike in Gaza that it said targeted a top Hamas commander. Gaza authorities said the attack killed more than 70 people after hitting an area that Israel had designated as a humanitarian zone.

Middle East Crisis: Israel Targets Top Hamas Commander in Airstrike; Mass Casualties Reportedwww.nytimes.com The commander, Muhammad Deif, is considered an architect of the Oct. 7 attacks. Palestinian authorities said more than 70 people had been killed in southern Gaza.

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the grocery store playing the sinead o’connor cover of “nothing compares 2 u” on a friday night is a masterful bit of trolling. i can’t even be mad

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human infants while suckling will calmly and fixedly gaze away from the breast, as if leading two different lives at the time

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My beloved sister-in-law Lesley Kushner is a remarkable portraitist whose eye is both compassionate and unsparing. I asked her if I could share what she's been working on this week.

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it gets me every time youtu.be/bBh2O5h-oMU?...

Popeye (1980) Clip / 'He Needs Me' / Shelley Duvall & Robin Williams - Music by Harry Nillsonyoutu.be Popeye (1980) Clip / 'He Needs Me' / Shelley Duvall & Robin Williams - Music by Harry Nillson

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The hardest any Marvel comic has ever gone: Micronauts 10

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MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST: i wish we could be friends, but im a criminal MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST 2: i also wish that, maybe even kiss, but im a cop MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST 3: sorry to interrupt but i just killed 12 innocent bystanders. im trapped by my relationship to status by the way

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It will be very funny if this counter never gets higher than six and they just have to leave it up there

I wrote about the weirdest decision the NYT has made amongst a slew of weird decisions

How Many New York Times Reporters Does It Take to Count to Six?www.splinter.com Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

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“There were no restrictions on ammunition,” Green told +972 and Local Call. “People were shooting just to relieve the boredom.”

‘I’m bored, so I shoot’: The Israeli army’s approval of free-for-all violence in Gazawww.972mag.com Israeli soldiers describe the near-total absence of firing regulations in the Gaza war, with troops shooting as they please, setting homes ablaze, and leaving corpses on the streets — all with their c...

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LMFAO = Languishing, My Future Already Over

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This Zoom could have been a remote psychic attack

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"[LA] was like an antonioni film. the first time you see it, it sucks, and then you see it a second time and it's incredible. it was like that, except the second time it still sucks." -- the amazing @colson.bsky.social from the amazing CROOK MANIFESTO

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there must be some way to watch the The Ring tape without all that hassle. mirrors maybe. polarized lenses. computer. this awful girl has been in that well for ages, i gotta have a leg up here tech wise

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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