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Eladio Bobadilla @eladiobobadilla.com · 2 mo

Elon Musk's "I'm not a pedophile" shirt is bringing up a lot of questions that should be answered by the shirt.

The back of his shirt says “my website is totally 100% a safe place to post pictures of your children! Nothing weird!”

Man who tried to trade a horse for a handjob wants pictures of your wife and kids.

is this an expression or did he really try to trade a horse for a hand job

with an employee i believe

With a flight attendant.

I'm happy for you that you went so long without having to know this. I am sorry I was the one who informed you.

It’s ok I love you

www.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

Elon Musk reportedly offered to trade a horse for an erotic massage, leading to $250,000 harassment payoffwww.yahoo.com Elon Musk reportedly offered to trade a horse for an erotic massage, leading to $250,000 harassment payoff

thank you for this

John Cusak isn’t what he used to be. Even when he was what he used to be!

I went to see a man about a horse and well

I first read this and thought he was really, really desperate for some particular horse 😭

Lolol we should make this an expression now

it’s an expression now

"tried to trade a horse for a handjob" sounds like an old-timey expression referring to someone who's not all there and got in over their head barging into a situation they were too ignorant and bound by their own selfishness to come out a winner. So, this, really.

It’s from Hamlet: ‘I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a horse from a handjob."

Shakespeare thought of everything.

You, sir, owe me about 1/8 of an apple-flavoured sparkling water.

he misses having either

"Show me your kids, you can trust me"

Straight-up Dan Schneider vibes.

Nobody: No really nobody: Not a single goddamn soul: Elon Musk:

Did something happen that I somehow missed or is this just in regards to Melon being creepy in general.

He's being creepy. Also X is very bad a preventing exploitative images of children from being posted

Seriously, what if it's "bad" on purpose? I think it's time we start asking these questions.

That's a good question honestly

Not merely bad, it INCETIVIZES it, by the looks of things.

Oh dear god

"GIVE ME YOUR CHILDREN I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE" is how I advertised my babysitting service too. Anyway I'm fundraising for bail and

He’s a freak trolling for pics or maybe I just don’t like the guy. Perhaps both

Here’s a pic he can stare at hehehe

He doesn't have any pictures of his children because he's a deadbeat.

Post your kids, don't worry I'm not a pedophile.

Comments like that always telegraph more than the speaker wants

Here at the El Redondo Econolodge, we do more cleaning for bedbugs than any other metro area hotel

Totally normal guy doing normal things. www.google.com/amp/s/www.bu...

Elon Musk may have shared his alternative account on Twitter where he appears to tweet as his 2-year-old son: 'I will finally turn 3'www.google.com The Twitter owner shared a screenshot of his profile showing he had an alternative account with his son, X Æ A-12, as the profile picture,

One of 11 children he has that isn't old enough yet to run away from him.

we fight CSAM, like how we reinstated the guy who posted CSAM

they do so much such as pay people to post incredibly illegal child abuse photos

Lmao that really is bizarre. We don't exploit children. Gimme some pics of your unexploited children. Even weirder considering a lot of his kids absolutely despise him.

He won't even take down the pedos and underage nudes reported on his own damn app. The word pedophile comes to mind.

He even reinstated a guy who posted csem after he was banned, because the guy was a right winger.

Not surprising. ca.movies.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

Elon Musk's pro-Russian peace deal is 'classic Putin,' and there's a clue of the Russian leader's role, Fiona Hill arguesca.movies.yahoo.com Elon Musk this month tweeted a peace plan he suggested could end the war in Ukraine that parroted Russian demands and echoed Kremlin talking points.

My "we care more about child abuse than anyone" T-shirt etc

Hasn’t he randomly labeled two people as “pedos”? First during the cave rescue in Thailand, and much more recently? (Because a judge allowed him to get away with the first one?) It’s bizarre, considering that most people would just go for, like, “jerk” or “asshole”?

I was just about to say the same thing 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Elon Musk crying at pictures of happy families and wondering why he can’t have that