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teacher/occasional artist | trek posting and image edits | she/her (elle/la) | texas
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my cats whenever i make an unexpectedly loud noise:
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the final boss of the resident evil series should be called "president evil"
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me wandering around a Burger King parking lot at 4 am
Duel not found
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tfw you've been playing totk for two weeks straight and see this red shit on the horizon irl
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Shit can't do basic arithmetic and will lie to your face that 2+2=3 but sure, it'll invent zero point energy one of these days probably!!!!
Bill Gates says artificial intelligence will "pay for itself" when it comes to its associated greenhouse gas emissions as the technology will help push forward the energy transition
Bill Gates Says AI’s Green Benefits Will Outweigh Its Emissionswww.bloomberg.com The Microsoft Corp. co-founder says data centers will be less energy-intensive in the future as artificial intelligence makes computations more efficient.
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When you realize the vast majority of shit that happens before Labor Day (and arguably before Columbus Day) in a presidential election just does not matter, you, too, will spend every fourth summer in blissful oblivion.
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wine mom update: local mom more upset by trump lying constantly than biden being old as fuck. still concerned about geriatric biden, but angrier at trump.
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very thick and heavy but very even texture and moist too
anyway i made a pound cake from scratch last night and it actually turned out good even tho it was my first time relying just on creaming the butter correctly to get it to rise
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anyway i made a pound cake from scratch last night and it actually turned out good even tho it was my first time relying just on creaming the butter correctly to get it to rise
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uhoh trump brought up hunter, maybe that'll get biden's dander up enough to be more coherent or at least sound less corpselike
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i am hearing the occasional whoop from the living room, so the wine mom contingent is still going strong for biden
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this debate's making me flash back to overhearing the old people at other tables when we'd visit my grandparents in memory care like goddamn
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i bet you could confess to felony homicide in the middle of a pitchfork review and no one would notice for at least a few months
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the teacher's lounge isn't that cool, sorry guys. we don't let the kids back there bc we don't want them fucking up the copiers or buying the last diet coke in the vending machine
ok i have another quote tweet prompt. what's something, big or small, related to your job or hobby, that most people don't know that you would like to have them know? it can be a concept, a piece of history, some vocabulary, or something else.
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alright, i'm back, did all the discourse calm down yet oh my god
anonsee worked at fucking general dynamics.
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