Patton Oswalt: What my grandpa yells when he sits on his balls.

What my grandpa yells when he sits on his balls.

First draft Neil Diamond: "Sweet Marjoram, Balls Balls Balls."

“My balls never hurt so bad, So bad, so bad, so bad . . “

FYI he also yells that when *I* sit on his balls.

banger

baller

"Origanum marjorana!!"

#HogwartsAfterDark

Grandpa was Mr. Belvedere?

Of course, if you have a stick in your hand when you yell the Latin name, you risk casting a spell that retracts the balls.

The English or the Latin?

My first thought was: "Da Da Daa!" My own fault: way too much karaoke in my younger days.

This producer's note almost made it into Luke Cage series.

Except now my grandpa is me!

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In this house, we say:

I really do say this now, ever since I first saw it in the store.

She wasn’t that sweet.

i misread that as marijuana 💀

People may look at you funny when you yell "Origanum Majorana!!!" but at least you won't offend anyone.

Be honest. This is what you’ll be yelling too. 😁

Origanum Majorana is my favorite Star Wars: Visions character

I loved Marjoram's Mask

Did NOT know that was possible 😆

I dunno man, it seems pretty weird that he'd yell out "Origanum majorana sweet marjoram."

All‘s Well that ends well. Act IV Scene 5. The Clown Indeed, sir, she was the sweet marjoram of the salad, or rather, the herb of grace. www.opensourceshakespeare.org/views/plays/...

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Do I have to have eaten Ocarinium Thymus to enjoy this?

🤣

And here I’d thought it was an herb.

Is it tiring always having to be on, or do you thrive on it?

RIP Noam Chomsky and his squashed balls

i am rotting in a hell you helped create, patton

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