coach td: inventing 0 carb, 100 calorie, 15g protein alcoholic seltzers. you have no idea how many morons like me would drink that bullshit

inventing 0 carb, 100 calorie, 15g protein alcoholic seltzers. you have no idea how many morons like me would drink that bullshit

Hahah. I think it’s chemically impossible and will absolutely taste worse than piss, but yes, I’m exactly the kind of moron who would drink it.

Assuming 12oz, that's a 1.5% drink. Just leave your protein shake in the sun for a while

Sounds like someone is proposing a blind taste test.

Can guarantee it will test better than New Coke.

A shot of alcohol is ~100 calories, so yeah, I don't know where you find the protein.

Even if it was 0 calories I don't know how you put it into a seltzer and keep it from blowing up

There are alcoholic seltzers though, aren't there?

The protein I mean, seems hard to get into suspension. Sorry for ambiguity!

stir some bean dip into a glass of club soda and you're there

This is the Vogon poetry of recipes

The beaña colada, I call it

lmao amazing

How do I invest in this? I have $5 USD.

lucky for u thats exactly how much it costs to stave off trump for another day

1 truly and a scoop of some kind of berry flavored protein powder and you're there

doesnt alcohol annihilate your body’s ability to metabolize protein or did i read some woo somewhere

lord no. that would mean russians couldn't eat steak.

idk that sounds rather incompatible w the human experience

how so

lotsa reasonably muscular alcoholics in this world 🤷‍♂️

plenty of pack of day smokers live to be 100, too

touché but i think the difference is made by one being a matter of risk factors and the other posed as a concrete cause and effect

Lactic acidosis comes from too much alcohol consumption, and too much frequent drinking can lead to a dramatic lack of muscle performance from this Two weeks of dry-out fixes it tho

lmao so many suburban customers. probably have to go 150 calories with a 4% abv but let’s let the nerds tell us what’s possible.

but see…I do we have people buying intentionally flat alcoholic seltzers called “Mom Water” so your idea (if we’re being honest) is prob already on the shelf somewhere

there’s Happy Dad and Mom Water so if I were you i’d just call it Yoked Himbo

I mean throw it with some protein powder in a blender!

…watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion…

“I’ll have a meatini. Grilled, not fried.”

Hmmm just from the ethanol you're starting at about 60 calories; if that 100 cal limit is a hard requirement, you're gonna have to keep it to no more than 10g protein, sadly

yeah unfortunately alcohol is basically carbs

+5mg THC and I’ll invest my life savings

That's basically 15 sugar free jello shots using seltzer water for the "champagne jello" effect from a few decades ago

banana colada 3.5 abv

ABV?

5%

There he is

5% Alcohol by volume, medium spicy

15 g of protein = 60 cal 40 cal of alcohol = 7 g Et-OH, = 0.214 US fl. oz Et-OH so at 5% ABV, your drink will be 4.28 oz (assuming the protein is fully miscible and does not add to the volume) not hugely refreshing, sorry.

Sorry, that should be 5 g of alcohol A 12 fluid oz seltzer containing _only_ pure alcohol at 5% ABV will have 98 calories, which is basically diluted and carbonated vodka. So you've already invented the drink, if you want to forgo the protein.

Sir, are you looking for angel investors

*takes notes for later*

I believe that's called a vodka+chicken stock.

Wicked hangover shits

Please! If they can try to jam those nasty prebiotic sodas down our throats, surely they can at least spike them and call them midday snacks

A good salami and soda water, a blender, and a spritz of banana.

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