Pam Wishbow: I need someone to adopt this cat at the Seattle Humaine Shelter, his name is Badger and he had me in stitches. He was way too big for a second cat in my situation but GOD HE IS GOOD those fuckin cheeks, you guys. YOU GUYS. www.seattlehumane.org?pet=55967318

I need someone to adopt this cat at the Seattle Humaine Shelter, his name is Badger and he had me in stitches. He was way too big for a second cat in my situation but GOD HE IS GOOD those fuckin cheeks, you guys. YOU GUYS. www.seattlehumane.org?pet=55967318

HE IS 18 POUNDS

He is a BEAST, what a chonky boy. Hope he finds a happy home soon.

i was like I'm pretty sure this cat can open this door if he wanted to. This is a Man.

they had to make a hatch in the roof just to fit him in there. He is perhaps actually a real Badger

That is literally three times the weight of my cat. Wtf

And he doesn't even have a wide spot or a belly! What a titan of a cat!

just a baby

The photo is so great, he looks like has wandered in from Alice in Wonderland, after eating something that made him bigger.

BADGER! He is a UNIT!

I suspect that cat has had *a lot* of kittens in his time.

yuuuuup, no more thank god

They’re so much happier when they’re off that particular drive.

Badger is @fishtopher.bsky.social s alter ego and there needs to be a buddy movie with Mr. Lover in the back seat perpetually exasperated

NO LONGER AVAILABLE. awww i hope he enjoys his new home

YEAH BADGER

Good job Badger!

I wish this cat a happy welcoming home, but to that end uh... could somebody maybe get a different picture? Because, uh...

🤣 respect!

He has tomcat cheeks! They get beefy cheeks when they're left intact, but since he's at the humane society they probably neutered him, so his cheeks will likely slowly disappear. He's still an absolute unit though. Badger is such a good name for a cat.

We got our Lab, Molly from there. She was 5 mos. old and gad never been in a house. It took a bit of adjusting, but it worked out. At almost 11 yrs, she’s our senior pup in charge of two Corgis.

CHEEKS OF THE WEEK!

Does he have a beehive in his mouth??

No, he’s just perfect

No argument there i love him

If I didn't already have 2 sweet boys and a dog, I would snatch him up, what a handsome guy! I hope he finds his forever home soon

He is going to be a main character in someone’s house, I just know it

Those are Brando in The Godfather cheeks - the captions write themselves 😂❤️

Wow! I'm afraid even if a vacancy opened up in my house today (not out of the question) he'd be so the wrong cat. But dang is he impressive

We went home with a cat better suited to our house (I hope) so I totally get it!

Ohhh I adopted my kitty from Seattle Humane 10+ years ago!! Unfortunately she's a queen who needs to be the only cat in the house, or I'd consider getting her a brother

Heraldic lion looking cat

Oh perfect description

I love him but my kitties would hate so much

All I can see/hear is ' Thundercats THUNDERcats THUNDERCATS Goooo! '😁

Ima give him a mocap suit and a comically large spoon. (I wish I could adopt him but I’m down south.)

I guess it will be an opportunity

I miss having a studly tabby cat, and we seem to specialize in large cats! My largest was 23 pounds, vet said he was underweight! Thank goodness I'm 3000+ miles away.

Thats an excellent cat, I hope he gets adopted.

Could you clarify something about this post? You're saying you had to visit an emergency medical provider due to an interaction with this cat? Or he's, like, really funny?

You have to excuse me, English is my first language but you see how the interpretation could go either way...

“Had me in stitches” = “Made me laugh really hard”

hhhh I love him

He's a big, honkin' ton of lovin' and I hope someone grabs him up soon!

Wait, did he have you in stitches because he made you laugh? Or because he clawed the shit out of you?

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