my elderly Egyptian Uber driver happily informed me that he “supports the gays now” because he lives with a lesbian couple and “the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was”, happy pride everyone
People like “how do you wear those huge leather boots in the summer” and the answer is I pay attention to how much poop and broken glass is all over the sidewalks all the time.
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the glue
that was in
the toolbox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakages
Forgive me
Google told me
They were a good
Replacement for plums
🌱 Inspired by a video of a man flinging dried beans around his garden, I bought and planted some dried pinto beans to see what would happen… They sprouted in less than two weeks, as if out of spite. Lol.