Randilyn

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I was RaPUNzel once upon a time. I was a lot of things, once upon a time. But times change. And now we’re here. South Florida. she/her. ally. blm.

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stop saying “NUGS” like that. #WendysNightmare

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This was nine days ago. I don't think time knows what it's doing anymore.

Read this and said "Oh my fucking god" in the most exasperated voice.

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And not 300 'well what he really meant was' articles either We mean articles talking about how the candidate who has already sought to nullify the results of an election is openly saying there'll be no need for elections in 4 years For Trump, election results remain irrelevant to his grip on power

I’d like 300 New York Times articles on this video

oh. they found his corpse hidden at the bottom of a ravine. not his horse.

the way she says “saucy nugs” is so ridiculous and over the top

if someone is referred to as a “former”bff are they no longer a friend or just no longer a “best”?

it’s not the same as having the munchies. it’s more of a vibe.

highngry. has it been done yet?

if i got 100 likes on a post i would shatter my phone.

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My friend worked on this! Also if you google pics of guinea worm it's nightmare fuel

Just saw the Carter Center’s newsletter sharing that not a single Guinea worm has been found in 2024 and remembered that good things really are possible

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These opening ceremonies have really unlocked another level of hatred for Peyton Manning I didn't know I had in me

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We are mere days away from finding out that JD Vance calls his couch “Mother”

i used to think that people who wrote out “and” in a tweet were likely the soul of brevity

today i pulled a two inch long hair from my eyeball. that doesn’t around like much until you really stop and picture two inches.

highngry. has it been done yet?

singing “on the road with kamala” to the tune of “shangri-la”

dolphin-ish him off.

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not a finger on the pulse. a finger in the wendy’s chili #NYTSucks #DemsInArray www.rawstory.com/trump-poll-w...

'Embarrassing fail': NY Times roasted for quoting severed finger fraudster in poll writeupwww.rawstory.com The New York Times is taking heavy mockery after inadvertently citing a nationally famous convicted fraudster as an everyday voter.The paper profiled some voters in their latest poll with Siena Colleg...

not a finger on the pulse. a finger in the wendy’s chili #NYTSucks #DemsInArray www.rawstory.com/trump-poll-w...

wouldn’t it be “chintz shaming”?

of course jd favors dolphin porn

“never a doubt” or “never in doubt”?

🎼🎵night meds…working on my night meds. tryin’ to lose these awkward…🎵🎶 (apologies to bob seger. and apologies”

it’s rooms to GO, actually

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Do not ask: Have you stopped beating your wife yet? (sexist, easily debunked) Do ask: Have you stopped fucking your couch at? (harder to definitively deny, voters are more likely to have couches than wives)

tfw when you’re playing scrabble w/a total 🥷 and you realize you made a HUGE fucking mistake. i am pissed. but also a little excited to see how bad it’s going to be.

don’t be sad! we sent your sister to a farm upstate where she can run free and be reparented!! #RFKJr

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Me: Is this the train to making fun of Vance? Amtrak: All aboard!

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Lo-Fi Beats To Fuck Your Furniture To (10 Hour Playlist)

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Somebody please send Hennepin County a calendar... (Got this today.)

say what you want about him but when it comes to fucking jd vance is not a la-z-boy