BEAVE ²

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An actual Canadian beaver. Please take everything I post seriously.

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This is the shit I’m dealing with.

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Holly Brolightly

I hope you’re feeling better, you beautiful angel 🥹💕💐

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Two things root my confidence: 1. I know im a good person 2. I have perfect nipples and most ppl don’t know and that feels like a powerful secret

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fuck it. ice cream and cereal for lunch/dinner

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good news: gummy helped the body aches bad news: pretty high and hornt

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Gene

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(Don't Cry For Me) Open Doorley

Omgggg! I call our Jones Jonesy Bonesy all the time 🥰

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traphouse.bsky.social

This is so perfect! 😂

The bestest goober 🥹

😂💀

(Don't Cry For Me) Open Doorley

It was the perfect name 😂

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Chabby D

She’ll be so excited!

😂😂😂 yes! 100%

💕🥹

He will actually let you carry him quite a bit, sometimes he begs to be lifted. The trade off is that he is an absolute menace in every other possible way. I should’ve known considering this was his adoption photo:

Happy Gotcha Day to our boy, MF Jones, who has a personality (and a face in this photo) that only a mother could love!

When we met up with the cat rescue founder who had him, she told us about how his brother looked way more Siamese than him, but had some sort of neurological issue, so she wasn’t adopting him out. She reassured us that Jones was perfectly healthy neurologically and we’re pretty confident she lied 😂

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Holly Brolightly

he loves you too, as long as you have food!

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Xavier

I got him with a half off coupon code through Temu!

💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

We do too, sort of. 😂

JD’s milkshake brings all the La-Z-Boys to the yard.

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You see two scorpions together, they're either mating or one of them is being eaten by the other. There's a lesson in there somewhere, but I haven't figured out what.

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shared my delicious marinara recipe but called it pasta lube and now I’m “at it again” on Nextdoor

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I’m going to adopt all of you

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After trying for a year unsuccessfully to fill an open position at work with an able bodied person I am opening up the hiring process to dogs. Must be a good boy/girl and have all shots. Please send resume.

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i don't think i have worn enough butt plugs to justify my opinions

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JordoWearsJorts

I put dune on literally any time I have trouble falling asleep