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He's shaped like a pinata that upon bursting spills out a bunch of spiders that then form a swastika
the perfect physical form is now the perfect automotive form
Now I know why he likes the proportions of the Cybertruck so much
A guy I work with who is on gear said steroids can do weird things to your body if you don't work out
Even odds he’s on roids but also not working out but also still drinking but also doing speed
Basically a plan designed to make you weed and bloated
Man I’ve been told by every doctor if you don’t take ten thousands steps a day you’ll die of space embolisms meanwhile this guy is eating pills he finds off the street and will live to be a hundred
Amazing he can accomplish all that AND run many successful companies
If not, he needs one.
If so, he needs a better one.
he look like he’s about to eat those kids
This makes the most sense of any explanation I've heard
idk if he still lives though
What if he's so obsessed with spreading his seed throughout the world that he managed to start growing his own clone on his chest
How does someone living in California remain that pasty? Does he ever set foot outside in daylight?
TBF the only time I got Seasonal Affective Disorder in the summer was when I lived in San Francisco.
Wait he moved the company HQ to Texas but he’s still living in Cali? Hahaha
I honestly don’t know if his primary residence is Texas or California, either way, it’s not like either place lacks sunshine.
those poor little rich kids
Reposting to disseminate the nightmare fuel.
If we had to see it, everyone else should have to as well this is correct
Is he wearing a padded vest under his shirt like what is going on here?
Could not say for certain
Heya buddy how's it going?
Been alright. This heat can eat a bag of dicks tho
You? Haven’t seen you on here in forever again
Hot as shit yes! Been extremely busy with work, but not bad at all
Yeeeaaahhh... Don't reckon I'm gonna body-shame him, even if he is someone I dislike intently. Not my style.
I hope he sees this and gives you one billion dollars for you standing up for him
Lol what? You okay, bud? You seem to think that holding oneself to a higher standard than one holds one's political enemies is worthy of ridicule. Are you this much of a child?
Bodyshaming is a bad thing. That's the sort of shit Muskrat does. You're no better than him.
Someone got a free horse.
I literally said I don't like Musk, and let's not start acting like him. Are you okay? Is pure hatred all you know or something? "Be better than Musk", how utterly fucking controversial.
if it makes you feel better he seems to have been afflicted with that body due to his own vanity (ie doing steroids and then not exercising)
I think this is the model where the piñata spills the swastika-shaped egg clutches, which THEN burst into spiders.
They're gonna need a bigger Starship
real cartman-beefcake-weight-gain-4000 energy going on here
