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I’ve been in the same D&D game for 3 1/2 years and at some point early on we picked up a NPC friend who was a man cursed to be a talking crab. We were meant to find out how to break the curse. In our most recent game our DM had the crab come clean — he’d never been a man. T’was just a talking crab.
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He was never a man!! He was always a crab!! Years we have searched!!! I love this game Lmao
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I love everything about this. My party adopted a baby gryphon and mostly forgot about it until I mentioned it was getting fat and they noticed that a couple of their horses, which they also usually ignore, were missing
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“No! Not our horses! I loved that horse!” “Really? What was her name?” “Uh…” “So which of you are riding double?”
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Well you know what’s next: someone has to get shipwrecked with and marry the crab
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funny story is that our crab friend WAS trapped inside a magic ring for a while and my character *did* eat that
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So you had some crab ring-oon?
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You see, wouldn't that have been better with some drawn butter?
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Marriage first, it’s only proper
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Checks terms and conditions..."until death do we part...", okay everything here checks out.
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Love it! Classic DM shenanigans😈 In a (4yr long) campaign w my family, we just spontaneously started “finding” versions (undead, etc.) of an NPC & naming them variations of the origin (whom we called [name] Prime). The DM made sure to include a callback to them all in our marathon final session 😆
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Surprise twist: he *was* actually cursed, but being a talking crab turns out to be way more fun than being a medieval serf, so he doesn’t want to be uncursed any more
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We have an amazing DM but this is a freaking stroke of genius
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I’m legit over the moon about it. It was such a great reveal.
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The wait…..for the payoff…..
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I told my kids about it this morning and it BLEW THEIR MINDS
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Aww you guys helped him come out of his shell!! <3
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Look I'm good at ONE thing, I gotta lean in at this point haha
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Told my wife about this. So good. Thanks for sharing.
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I love this so much 😂 Maybe your new bud can become the bard's animal companion
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Lmao that’s fantastic 🤣
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This is everything I love about that stupid game
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Our game has gone so off the rails; we’re clearly fated to save the world but we’re putting at least as much effort into saving the small businesses we come across on the way
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This veers pretty close to one of my character ideas I haven't had a chance to get to... a charismatic rat-person who found it much easier to convince people that he was a human, turned into a rat by a witch, than to convince the elves/dwarves/etc that "no no, rat-people are People, just like you!"
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he's beautiful and he is valid
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This is rad. Sounds like something I’d do. Maybe I should start posting stories from the D&D table.
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We had the opposite happen!!! Our party was supposed to kill some giant crabs monsters only to find out they were transformed men AFTER they died, except our mage decided to heal one so we spent the whole night hangin out with a traumatized NPC instead. We named him Crab Thomas. He later melted.
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He’s made a lot of great choices for us, but this is gonna be top three for sure
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